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Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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3864
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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397
Who:
Cake Sphere
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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415
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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860
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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731
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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637
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't hate you
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34229
Who:
Turret
Hello? Friend.
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Turret
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1290
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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560
Who:
GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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452
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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709
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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613
Who:
GLaDOS
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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690
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1323
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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920
Who:
GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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411
Who:
GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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393
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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1686
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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1019
Who:
Cake Sphere
Your business is appreciated.
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1034
Who:
Toilet
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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561
Who:
GLaDOS
Shutting down
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14621
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Turret
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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398
Who:
Cake Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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623
Who:
Cake Sphere
Put me down!
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1011
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Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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818
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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849
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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409
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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677
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Turret
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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634
Who:
GLaDOS
A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2268
Who:
Cake Sphere
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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565
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1668
Who:
Turret
Who ARE you?
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Who:
Turret
What's that?
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1166
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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557
Who:
GLaDOS
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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855
Who:
GLaDOS
Why...
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4138
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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627
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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925
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1033
Who:
Turret
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
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546
Who:
Cake Sphere
Fish shaped candies.
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5907
Who:
Cake Sphere
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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504
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hibernating
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676
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1055
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What are you doing?
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1047
Who:
GLaDOS
There really was a cake...
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21290
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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633
Who:
GLaDOS
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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522
Who:
GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1185
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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693
Who:
Cake Sphere
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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24968
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey!
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4035
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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766
Who:
Turret
Cordless electric needle injector.
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405
Who:
Cake Sphere
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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404
Who:
GLaDOS
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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448
Who:
GLaDOS
Nap time
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2237
Who:
Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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808
Who:
GLaDOS
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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5039
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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690
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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5723
Who:
GLaDOS
Nine large egg yolks.
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453
Who:
Cake Sphere
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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502
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1171
Who:
Turret
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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467
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1400
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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716
Who:
GLaDOS
Make no attempt to solve it.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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432
Who:
Cake Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1035
Who:
GLaDOS
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
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396
Who:
Cake Sphere
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1951
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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738
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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611
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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396
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1204
Who:
GLaDOS
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