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What is THAT?
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4990
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Fish shaped crackers.
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4244
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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408
Who:
Cake Sphere
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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431
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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3909
Who:
GLaDOS
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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28083
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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966
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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993
Who:
Turret
Injector needle driver.
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441
Who:
Cake Sphere
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1230
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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3948
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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1719
Who:
Turret
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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665
Who:
GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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419
Who:
Cake Sphere
Ahhhhhhhh!
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7948
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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8648
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey!
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4121
Who:
Turret
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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424
Who:
Cake Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
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693
Who:
Cake Sphere
You don't even care. Do you?
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662
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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20295
Who:
Turret
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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8977
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1119
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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769
Who:
Turret
Can you hear me?
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554
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1541
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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750
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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919
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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791
Who:
Turret
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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439
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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1078
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2102
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1109
Who:
Toilet
Uhoh
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1051
Who:
Turret
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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6298
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1201
Who:
GLaDOS
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
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7460
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1194
Who:
GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5613
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1143
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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4659
Who:
GLaDOS
Shutting down
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15047
Who:
Turret
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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8917
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
One large rhubarb.
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650
Who:
Cake Sphere
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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9601
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GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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698
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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709
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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820
Who:
GLaDOS
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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564
Who:
Cake Sphere
Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
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12347
Who:
GLaDOS
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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554
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1033
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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700
Who:
GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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1114
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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895
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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493
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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4270
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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586
Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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630
Who:
Cake Sphere
Resting
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715
Who:
Turret
Activated
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760
Who:
Turret
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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575
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
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3901
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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881
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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471
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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7647
Who:
Turret
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1319
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1384
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2350
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1172
Who:
Turret
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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632
Who:
Cake Sphere
What's that noise?
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1106
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Woooaaah!
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1231
Who:
Turret
Awwww
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1193
Who:
Turret
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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412
Who:
Cake Sphere
Could you come over here?
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1261
Who:
Turret
Help!
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796
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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4529
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2313
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello!
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21895
Who:
Turret
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1092
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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475
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROAN*
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9137
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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1003
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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748
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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727
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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998
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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11930
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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1014
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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740
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1900
Who:
GLaDOS
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