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I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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GLaDOS
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you?
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480
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GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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653
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GLaDOS
You can't hurt me.
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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GLaDOS
This is your last chance.
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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GLaDOS
[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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Cake Sphere
Alpha resins.
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Cake Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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Cake Sphere
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
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Cake Sphere
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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Cake Sphere
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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Cake Sphere
Cordless electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
Cranial caps.
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Cake Sphere
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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Cake Sphere
Fiberglass surface resins.
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped candies.
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped crackers.
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
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Cake Sphere
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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Cake Sphere
Injector needle driver.
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Cake Sphere
Injector needle gun.
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Cake Sphere
Nine large egg yolks.
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Cake Sphere
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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Cake Sphere
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
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417
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Cake Sphere
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
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Cake Sphere
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
One cup granulated sugar.
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Cake Sphere
One cup lemon juice.
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Cake Sphere
One large rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
Pull and peel licorice.
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Cake Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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416
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Cake Sphere
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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Cake Sphere
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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Cake Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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Cake Sphere
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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Cake Sphere
Two cups all purpose flower.
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422
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Cake Sphere
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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Cake Sphere
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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Cake Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
[DEATH SCREAM]
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Curiosity Sphere
Are you coming back?
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Curiosity Sphere
Do you smell something burning?
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Curiosity Sphere
Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?
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Curiosity Sphere
Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.
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Curiosity Sphere
Is that a gun?
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Curiosity Sphere
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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Curiosity Sphere
Oh, what's in here?
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Curiosity Sphere
Oh, what's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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Curiosity Sphere
What is that?
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Curiosity Sphere
What is THAT?
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Curiosity Sphere
What's that noise?
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Curiosity Sphere
What's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Where are we going?
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915
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Curiosity Sphere
Where are we going?
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1072
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Who are you?
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Curiosity Sphere
Hi?
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Turret
Target aquired.
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Turret
Dispensing product
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Turret
Firing
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Turret
Hello? Friend.
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Turret
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