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913
Who:
Toilet
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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910
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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907
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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903
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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883
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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882
Who:
Turret
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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881
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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879
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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872
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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871
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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870
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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854
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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852
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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845
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where are we going?
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839
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Don't shoot!
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830
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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828
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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816
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
816
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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806
Who:
Turret
*GRUNT*
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803
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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798
Who:
Turret
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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797
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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792
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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789
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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786
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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781
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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780
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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778
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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770
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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770
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
770
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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769
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
762
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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738
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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732
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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732
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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721
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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712
Who:
Turret
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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709
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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705
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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702
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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699
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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696
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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693
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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687
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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686
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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681
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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674
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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674
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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669
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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669
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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669
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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668
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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658
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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657
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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656
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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650
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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648
Who:
Turret
Alpha resins.
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643
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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638
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
634
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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627
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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627
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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626
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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623
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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622
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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616
Who:
Turret
Searching
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615
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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614
Who:
Turret
Resting
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612
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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610
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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609
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hibernating
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608
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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607
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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602
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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598
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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589
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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577
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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572
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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570
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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569
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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568
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
Listens:
567
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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567
Who:
Cake Sphere
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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566
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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566
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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566
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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564
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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564
Who:
GLaDOS
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