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Put me down!
Listens:
984
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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982
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
Listens:
978
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
964
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
Listens:
954
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
Listens:
945
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
Listens:
944
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
Listens:
940
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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937
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
Listens:
937
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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923
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
916
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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909
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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901
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where are we going?
Listens:
883
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
877
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
872
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
Listens:
872
Who:
Turret
Searching
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865
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
Listens:
862
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
Listens:
854
Who:
Turret
You're doing very well!
Listens:
850
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
Listens:
844
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
Listens:
842
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GRUNT*
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841
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
834
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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833
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
827
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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821
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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821
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
Listens:
810
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
809
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
796
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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788
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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787
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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784
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
782
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
777
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
776
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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768
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
767
Who:
Turret
Oh!
Listens:
758
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
755
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
Listens:
744
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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738
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
736
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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735
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
734
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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733
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
729
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
Listens:
725
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
725
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
Listens:
725
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
713
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
Listens:
711
Who:
Turret
Self test error
Listens:
710
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
708
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
Listens:
694
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
687
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
685
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
684
Who:
Cake Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
683
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
681
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
678
Who:
Cake Sphere
Malfunctioning
Listens:
678
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
Listens:
674
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
672
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
670
Who:
Turret
Resting
Listens:
667
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
Listens:
659
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
Listens:
659
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
657
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
Listens:
654
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
648
Who:
Cake Sphere
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
644
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
Listens:
638
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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634
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
633
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
633
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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630
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
626
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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622
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
619
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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618
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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615
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
615
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
615
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
609
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where do you think you're going?
Listens:
606
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
Listens:
605
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
Listens:
605
Who:
Cake Sphere
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
604
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
603
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
Listens:
602
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Listens:
601
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
601
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
600
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Listens:
599
Who:
Cake Sphere
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