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Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
Listens:
869
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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867
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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866
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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851
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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851
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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844
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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838
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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835
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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832
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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830
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
828
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
Listens:
824
Who:
Cake Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
Listens:
819
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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814
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
Listens:
809
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
804
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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799
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
788
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
786
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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784
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
765
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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763
Who:
Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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761
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
755
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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752
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
Listens:
752
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
750
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
Listens:
749
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ahahaha
Listens:
748
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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746
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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746
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
734
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
712
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
708
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
699
Who:
Cake Sphere
Target lost
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699
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
688
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
684
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
Listens:
679
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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678
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
678
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
673
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
Listens:
670
Who:
Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
661
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
660
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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659
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
Listens:
659
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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658
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
Listens:
655
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
652
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
645
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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643
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
641
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
Listens:
635
Who:
Turret
Activated
Listens:
634
Who:
Turret
Help!
Listens:
622
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
620
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
616
Who:
Cake Sphere
Self test error
Listens:
616
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
611
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
607
Who:
Cake Sphere
Deploying
Listens:
606
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
604
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
603
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
603
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
603
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
Listens:
601
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
Listens:
598
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
Listens:
597
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
Listens:
597
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
Listens:
597
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
595
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
Listens:
593
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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591
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
590
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
589
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
Listens:
585
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
Listens:
583
Who:
Turret
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
579
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
575
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
570
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
566
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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562
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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558
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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557
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
556
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
Listens:
556
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
Listens:
555
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
553
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
552
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
550
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
Listens:
550
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
549
Who:
Cake Sphere
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Listens:
548
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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547
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you still standing there?
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547
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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546
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
546
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
545
Who:
GLaDOS
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