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Firing
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1038
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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1036
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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1031
Who:
Cake Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1025
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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1009
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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1008
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1005
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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994
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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993
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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991
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
Listens:
990
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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984
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
981
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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970
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Stop shooting!
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970
Who:
Turret
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
957
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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952
Who:
Turret
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
Listens:
939
Who:
Cake Sphere
Searching
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928
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
Listens:
916
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
Listens:
914
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Ahahaha
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907
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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900
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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899
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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890
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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887
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
883
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
878
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
871
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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869
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNARL*
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867
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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863
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
855
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
851
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
849
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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849
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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837
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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831
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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830
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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822
Who:
Turret
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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817
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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814
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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811
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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801
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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797
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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793
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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790
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
788
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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787
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
Listens:
787
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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777
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
Listens:
777
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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770
Who:
Turret
My fault
Listens:
765
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
761
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
Listens:
758
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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750
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Self test error
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746
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
Listens:
737
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
737
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Listens:
735
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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734
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hibernating
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734
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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733
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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733
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
732
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
720
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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720
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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719
Who:
Turret
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
718
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
718
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
716
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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714
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
709
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
702
Who:
Cake Sphere
Searching
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700
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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696
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
692
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
691
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
690
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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690
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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689
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
679
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
677
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
674
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Listens:
671
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
671
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Listens:
664
Who:
Cake Sphere
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
663
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
661
Who:
GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
Listens:
655
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
Listens:
653
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
Listens:
653
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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650
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
Listens:
649
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
Listens:
649
Who:
Cake Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
649
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
Listens:
648
Who:
GLaDOS
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