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*HISS*
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1012
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Uhoh
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1011
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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1009
Who:
Turret
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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982
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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980
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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967
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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966
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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964
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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964
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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956
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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954
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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953
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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937
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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919
Who:
Cake Sphere
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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916
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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912
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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900
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Don't shoot!
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893
Who:
Turret
Searching
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889
Who:
Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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888
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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872
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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869
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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869
Who:
Turret
*GRUNT*
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864
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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859
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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854
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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853
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
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853
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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848
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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842
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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837
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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828
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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813
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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808
Who:
Turret
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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806
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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805
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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801
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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798
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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796
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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794
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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773
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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773
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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772
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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764
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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760
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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760
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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758
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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752
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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746
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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744
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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743
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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740
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Welcome to the final test!
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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729
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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727
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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721
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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715
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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713
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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712
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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707
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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704
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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702
Who:
Turret
Alpha resins.
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699
Who:
Cake Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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697
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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696
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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691
Who:
Cake Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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689
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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689
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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687
Who:
Turret
Searching
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675
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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674
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
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671
Who:
Turret
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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669
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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669
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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668
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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663
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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660
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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659
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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657
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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654
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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652
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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650
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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634
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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630
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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628
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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628
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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624
Who:
Cake Sphere
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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622
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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621
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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621
Who:
Cake Sphere
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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620
Who:
Cake Sphere
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