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938
Who:
Toilet
Good people don't end up here.
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937
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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927
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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926
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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908
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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906
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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905
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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902
Who:
Turret
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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901
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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896
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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882
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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877
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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875
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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872
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where are we going?
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862
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Don't shoot!
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851
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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837
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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834
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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833
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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826
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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821
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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819
Who:
Turret
*GRUNT*
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817
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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808
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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807
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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800
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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795
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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795
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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795
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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787
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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786
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Are you still standing there?
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780
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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769
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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758
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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747
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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746
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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739
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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730
Who:
Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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728
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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727
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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722
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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719
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Your bussiness is appriciated
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713
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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708
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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705
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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704
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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704
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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691
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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689
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Help!
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686
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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685
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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673
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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665
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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665
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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665
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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663
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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658
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Alpha resins.
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658
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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650
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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650
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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646
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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642
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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640
Who:
Cake Sphere
Searching
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637
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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634
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
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633
Who:
Turret
Resting
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632
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
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628
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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627
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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621
Who:
Cake Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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619
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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610
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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606
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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599
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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599
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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599
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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596
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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594
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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593
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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586
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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585
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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582
Who:
Cake Sphere
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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581
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where do you think you're going?
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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578
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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577
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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577
Who:
GLaDOS
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