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*HISS*
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1062
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Uhoh
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1062
Who:
Turret
Firing
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1058
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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1045
Who:
Cake Sphere
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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1038
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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1024
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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1019
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1016
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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1008
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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1005
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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1001
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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997
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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990
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Stop shooting!
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990
Who:
Turret
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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977
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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962
Who:
Turret
Searching
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957
Who:
Turret
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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945
Who:
Cake Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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934
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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929
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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922
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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920
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Ahahaha
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917
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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917
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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910
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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901
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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901
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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893
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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891
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
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890
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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879
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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864
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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862
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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855
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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846
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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841
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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833
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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832
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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832
Who:
Turret
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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831
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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830
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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826
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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820
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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806
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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804
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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804
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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796
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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794
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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788
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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785
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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785
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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782
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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774
Who:
Turret
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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769
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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768
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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767
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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761
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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757
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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757
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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756
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hibernating
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750
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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746
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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743
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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740
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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737
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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732
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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729
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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726
Who:
Turret
Resting
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725
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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725
Who:
Turret
Searching
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718
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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716
Who:
Cake Sphere
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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707
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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706
Who:
Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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701
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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701
Who:
Cake Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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698
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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694
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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687
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
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686
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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685
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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679
Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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675
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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673
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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670
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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670
Who:
Cake Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
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670
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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669
Who:
GLaDOS
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