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Fish shaped dirt.
Listens:
969
Who:
Cake Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
Listens:
960
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
Listens:
958
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
947
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
Listens:
941
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
Listens:
933
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
Listens:
931
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
Listens:
931
Who:
Turret
Sorry
Listens:
925
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
Listens:
911
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
901
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
Listens:
895
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
Listens:
895
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
Listens:
888
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where are we going?
Listens:
878
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Don't shoot!
Listens:
865
Who:
Turret
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
859
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
853
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
Listens:
852
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
Listens:
849
Who:
Turret
Ahahaha
Listens:
846
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
Listens:
834
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
Listens:
831
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
Listens:
830
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
824
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
821
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
816
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
816
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
811
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
Listens:
810
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
Listens:
804
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
803
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
793
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
Listens:
782
Who:
Turret
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
780
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
775
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
771
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
761
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
757
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
754
Who:
Turret
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
753
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
Listens:
750
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
739
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
Listens:
733
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
Listens:
727
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who's there?
Listens:
727
Who:
Turret
My fault
Listens:
724
Who:
Turret
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
Listens:
720
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
Listens:
716
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
715
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
711
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
704
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
Listens:
703
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
702
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
701
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
Listens:
694
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
692
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
Listens:
680
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
Listens:
678
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
677
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
675
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
673
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
671
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
669
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
666
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
666
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
661
Who:
Cake Sphere
Malfunctioning
Listens:
661
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
Listens:
655
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
Listens:
655
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
Listens:
655
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
653
Who:
Turret
Resting
Listens:
652
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
Listens:
646
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
640
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
636
Who:
Cake Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
Listens:
630
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
625
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
625
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
622
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
Listens:
618
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
Listens:
614
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
610
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
608
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
608
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
605
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
602
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
602
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
601
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
597
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
Listens:
596
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
596
Who:
Cake Sphere
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Listens:
596
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
Listens:
595
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
595
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
Listens:
594
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
Listens:
594
Who:
Cake Sphere
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Listens:
592
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
Listens:
592
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
592
Who:
GLaDOS
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