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Put me down!
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1049
Who:
Turret
Firing
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1045
Who:
Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1037
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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1036
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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1015
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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1014
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1010
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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1003
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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998
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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995
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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995
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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994
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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988
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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984
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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972
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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967
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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955
Who:
Turret
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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941
Who:
Cake Sphere
Searching
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941
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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919
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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915
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
You're doing very well!
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911
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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911
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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906
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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904
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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896
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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889
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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884
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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883
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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882
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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873
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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873
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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861
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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860
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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856
Who:
Turret
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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854
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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847
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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837
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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835
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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830
Who:
Turret
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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823
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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821
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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815
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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815
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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812
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Welcome to the final test!
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804
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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797
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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795
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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791
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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789
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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783
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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783
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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781
Who:
Turret
My fault
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770
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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769
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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762
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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756
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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752
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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748
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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747
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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743
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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743
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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742
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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742
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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738
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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725
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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724
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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722
Who:
Cake Sphere
Malfunctioning
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721
Who:
Turret
Resting
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716
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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714
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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707
Who:
Cake Sphere
Searching
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706
Who:
Turret
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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703
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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703
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
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697
Who:
Turret
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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693
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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693
Who:
Cake Sphere
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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688
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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685
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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679
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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678
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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677
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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677
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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669
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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666
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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665
Who:
Cake Sphere
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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664
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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662
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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661
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
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658
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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658
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
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