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Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
Listens:
974
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
973
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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966
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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954
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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944
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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940
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
Listens:
936
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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934
Who:
Turret
Sorry
Listens:
929
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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922
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
Listens:
909
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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903
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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902
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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890
Who:
Cake Sphere
Where are we going?
Listens:
881
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Don't shoot!
Listens:
867
Who:
Turret
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
864
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
861
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
Listens:
858
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
Listens:
852
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
Listens:
848
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
Listens:
839
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
Listens:
838
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
Listens:
835
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
828
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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826
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
821
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
820
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
818
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
814
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
807
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
Listens:
805
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
793
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
Listens:
785
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
781
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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781
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
775
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
762
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
761
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
756
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
756
Who:
Turret
Oh!
Listens:
755
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
749
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
Listens:
735
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
Listens:
735
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
Listens:
731
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
Listens:
727
Who:
Turret
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
Listens:
724
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
719
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
Listens:
719
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
717
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
714
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
711
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
Listens:
706
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
704
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
Listens:
697
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
696
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
Listens:
685
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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679
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
678
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
678
Who:
Cake Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
677
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
674
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
673
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
669
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
668
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
668
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
Listens:
664
Who:
Turret
Resting
Listens:
659
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
Listens:
659
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
Listens:
658
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
Listens:
655
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
653
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
Listens:
649
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
641
Who:
Cake Sphere
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
640
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
Listens:
633
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
630
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
628
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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624
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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613
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
611
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
611
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
605
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
604
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
602
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
601
Who:
Cake Sphere
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Listens:
601
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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599
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
598
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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597
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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596
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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596
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
Listens:
596
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
595
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
Listens:
594
Who:
Cake Sphere
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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593
Who:
GLaDOS
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