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Firing
Listens:
1077
Who:
Turret
I don't blame you
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1077
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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1071
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
1067
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
Listens:
1052
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
Listens:
1038
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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1033
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1029
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
1026
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
Listens:
1024
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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1021
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
Listens:
1015
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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1007
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
Listens:
1006
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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999
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
990
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
985
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
Listens:
971
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
968
Who:
Turret
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
Listens:
957
Who:
Cake Sphere
You're doing very well!
Listens:
941
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
Listens:
934
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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930
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
928
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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924
Who:
Turret
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
920
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
Listens:
919
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
914
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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906
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNARL*
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905
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
904
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
899
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
894
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
885
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
883
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
Listens:
870
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
867
Who:
Cake Sphere
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
865
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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854
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
851
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
847
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
844
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who's there?
Listens:
843
Who:
Turret
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
Listens:
842
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
841
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
838
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
837
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
827
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
Listens:
823
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
822
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
813
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
806
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
Listens:
805
Who:
Turret
Oh!
Listens:
799
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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793
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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793
Who:
Turret
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Listens:
787
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
Listens:
784
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
778
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
Listens:
777
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
771
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
767
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
Listens:
764
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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762
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
761
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hibernating
Listens:
761
Who:
Turret
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
758
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
753
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
748
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
Listens:
746
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
Listens:
739
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
738
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
737
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
Listens:
731
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
729
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
Listens:
729
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
727
Who:
Cake Sphere
Resting
Listens:
727
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Listens:
719
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
Listens:
716
Who:
Turret
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
711
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
710
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
710
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
Listens:
708
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
707
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
706
Who:
Cake Sphere
The talking is over.
Listens:
704
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
704
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
703
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
Listens:
698
Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
Listens:
698
Who:
GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
Listens:
698
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
Listens:
695
Who:
GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
Listens:
691
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
683
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Listens:
683
Who:
Cake Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
683
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
682
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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679
Who:
GLaDOS
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