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Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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873
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Aggressive Sphere
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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419
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Cake Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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Cake Sphere
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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GLaDOS
Who's there?
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830
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Turret
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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GLaDOS
Ohh!
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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434
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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477
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GLaDOS
What is that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Waaaaaaaaah!
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Who:
GLaDOS
Cranial caps.
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485
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Cake Sphere
Can you hear me?
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517
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GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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896
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Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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669
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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677
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GLaDOS
Canvassing
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703
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Turret
[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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GLaDOS
Put me down!
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Turret
Coming through!
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697
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Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1037
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GLaDOS
You can't hurt me.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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653
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GLaDOS
One cup lemon juice.
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Cake Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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Turret
There you are
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Turret
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
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GLaDOS
Cordless electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Ahhhhhhhh!
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GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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632
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Cake Sphere
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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Cake Sphere
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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988
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Turret
Where do you think you're going?
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653
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GLaDOS
You are kidding me.
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GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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GLaDOS
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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Cake Sphere
Can you hear me?
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557
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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GLaDOS
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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GLaDOS
Welcome to test chamber four.
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GLaDOS
Two cups all purpose flower.
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Cake Sphere
Nine large egg yolks.
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Cake Sphere
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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GLaDOS
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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Cake Sphere
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
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GLaDOS
*YIPE*
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Aggressive Sphere
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
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GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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GLaDOS
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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658
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GLaDOS
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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GLaDOS
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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Cake Sphere
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
Are you coming back?
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Curiosity Sphere
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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Who:
GLaDOS
A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.
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GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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Toilet
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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432
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GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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GLaDOS
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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GLaDOS
*PANT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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Cake Sphere
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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GLaDOS
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