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This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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Who:
Turret
Is anyone there?
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Turret
You are kidding me.
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6064
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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921
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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656
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GLaDOS
Target lost
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862
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Turret
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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425
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GLaDOS
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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454
Who:
Cake Sphere
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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425
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Cake Sphere
Are you still listening?
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448
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
Fiberglass surface resins.
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425
Who:
Cake Sphere
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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641
Who:
Cake Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
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696
Who:
Cake Sphere
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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696
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2129
Who:
Turret
Injector needle driver.
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444
Who:
Cake Sphere
Lawl
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1735
Who:
Turret
What are you doing?
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1126
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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904
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Aggressive Sphere
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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4440
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2062
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1240
Who:
Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1054
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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422
Who:
GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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9045
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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892
Who:
GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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435
Who:
GLaDOS
Please be careful.
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494
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1181
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Turret
[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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15931
Who:
GLaDOS
*YIPE*
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Aggressive Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1795
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1268
Who:
Turret
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1204
Who:
GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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500
Who:
GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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519
Who:
GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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GLaDOS
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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Who:
Turret
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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889
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Aggressive Sphere
Ohh!
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Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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663
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Target aquired.
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Turret
Excuse me
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Who:
Turret
File deleted.
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GLaDOS
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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Turret
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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GLaDOS
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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439
Who:
GLaDOS
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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637
Who:
Cake Sphere
Goodnight
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Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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801
Who:
GLaDOS
Cordless electric needle injector.
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426
Who:
Cake Sphere
Can I help you?
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730
Who:
Turret
Ahhhhhhhh!
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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727
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Cake Sphere
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1225
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GLaDOS
Who are you?
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Curiosity Sphere
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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666
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Cake Sphere
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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442
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GLaDOS
Hey
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Turret
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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Who:
GLaDOS
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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Who:
GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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425
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Cake Sphere
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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GLaDOS
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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Who:
GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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Who:
GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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Cake Sphere
Shutting down
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Turret
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