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767
Who:
Turret
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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957
Who:
Turret
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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502
Who:
GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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455
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1877
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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774
Who:
Turret
Hello?
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4788
Who:
GLaDOS
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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417
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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5876
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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701
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1332
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
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430
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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1068
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1133
Who:
GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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550
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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669
Who:
Cake Sphere
Make no attempt to solve it.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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841
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello!
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22091
Who:
Turret
One cup granulated sugar.
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424
Who:
Cake Sphere
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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476
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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522
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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1017
Who:
Turret
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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5137
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on, leave it alone.
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417
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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666
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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4498
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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4858
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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4377
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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420
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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1045
Who:
Cake Sphere
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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3869
Who:
GLaDOS
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
I see you
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13621
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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989
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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716
Who:
Cake Sphere
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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8859
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped crackers.
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4293
Who:
Cake Sphere
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1274
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1428
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Could you come over here?
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1270
Who:
Turret
Searching
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717
Who:
Turret
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1217
Who:
GLaDOS
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
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5678
Who:
GLaDOS
One cup lemon juice.
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493
Who:
Cake Sphere
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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431
Who:
GLaDOS
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
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4341
Who:
GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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563
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2129
Who:
GLaDOS
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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3989
Who:
Cake Sphere
Deploying
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785
Who:
Turret
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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30501
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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2200
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNORT*
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2867
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hi?
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1551
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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666
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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11905
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2079
Who:
GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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9073
Who:
GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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416
Who:
GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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43669
Who:
GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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432
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1494
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's in here?
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8784
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*ROAR*
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756
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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9742
Who:
GLaDOS
*GNASH*
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18982
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
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670
Who:
GLaDOS
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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426
Who:
Cake Sphere
Your bussiness is appriciated
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785
Who:
Turret
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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1005
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2323
Who:
Cake Sphere
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
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6950
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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757
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1093
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hey
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6444
Who:
Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1931
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you?
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3223
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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628
Who:
GLaDOS
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
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21744
Who:
GLaDOS
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
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4099
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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706
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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4563
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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1024
Who:
GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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25870
Who:
GLaDOS
A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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628
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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666
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1120
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1064
Who:
GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5645
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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3991
Who:
GLaDOS
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