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Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.
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363
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's in here?
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Who:
Curiosity Sphere
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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355
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1985
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1605
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Fish shaped crackers.
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3984
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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633
Who:
Turret
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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3680
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1283
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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5094
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2569
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GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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906
Who:
Turret
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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473
Who:
GLaDOS
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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375
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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819
Who:
Turret
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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525
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GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1576
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1124
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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3829
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey
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6008
Who:
Turret
What is that?
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1316
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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354
Who:
Cake Sphere
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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488
Who:
GLaDOS
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
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364
Who:
Cake Sphere
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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961
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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585
Who:
GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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10337
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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4671
Who:
GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5293
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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10633
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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GLaDOS
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1285
Who:
Turret
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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355
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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795
Who:
GLaDOS
What is THAT?
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4641
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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837
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1819
Who:
GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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394
Who:
Cake Sphere
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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366
Who:
GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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586
Who:
GLaDOS
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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826
Who:
Turret
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
Hello? Friend.
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Who:
Turret
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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356
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Cake Sphere
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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410
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped candies.
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5605
Who:
Cake Sphere
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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529
Who:
Cake Sphere
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1956
Who:
GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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504
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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594
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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Turret
*HISS*
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956
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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3494
Who:
GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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26017
Who:
GLaDOS
Make no attempt to solve it.
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358
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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977
Who:
GLaDOS
Target aquired.
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5246
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Turret
Are you coming back?
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3911
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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937
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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621
Who:
Cake Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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875
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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5329
Who:
GLaDOS
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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496
Who:
GLaDOS
Please be careful.
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376
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1131
Who:
Turret
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1160
Who:
GLaDOS
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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368
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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537
Who:
GLaDOS
You are kidding me.
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5470
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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570
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Cake Sphere
Goodbye.
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6385
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1039
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1860
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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8478
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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951
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3074
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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758
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1169
Who:
Turret
What's that noise?
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1006
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
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