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To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1399
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1689
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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540
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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662
Who:
GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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783
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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442
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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1049
Who:
Turret
A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.
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410
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1195
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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797
Who:
Turret
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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703
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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752
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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743
Who:
GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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501
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still listening?
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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575
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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11936
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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781
Who:
Turret
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1196
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1049
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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4417
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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706
Who:
Turret
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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3859
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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972
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Target aquired.
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Turret
*HISS*
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747
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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3015
Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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648
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GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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4876
Who:
GLaDOS
Fiberglass surface resins.
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423
Who:
Cake Sphere
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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642
Who:
GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1172
Who:
Turret
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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409
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1873
Who:
GLaDOS
Nap time
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2289
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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738
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
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452
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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724
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't hate you
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34804
Who:
Turret
Critical error
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2009
Who:
Turret
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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3962
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1418
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Why...
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4251
Who:
Turret
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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439
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please put me down
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1266
Who:
Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
Once again, excellent work.
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415
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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762
Who:
Turret
Can you hear me?
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557
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye.
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7224
Who:
GLaDOS
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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409
Who:
Cake Sphere
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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823
Who:
GLaDOS
Please be careful.
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485
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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665
Who:
Cake Sphere
Stop shooting!
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984
Who:
Turret
*GNASH*
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18822
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hibernating
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742
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1228
Who:
GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1329
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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650
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1037
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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1036
Who:
Cake Sphere
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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4329
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2313
Who:
Cake Sphere
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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Who:
GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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553
Who:
GLaDOS
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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409
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1083
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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697
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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679
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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4532
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Two cups all purpose flower.
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425
Who:
Cake Sphere
You are kidding me.
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6038
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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941
Who:
Cake Sphere
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1340
Who:
GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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889
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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661
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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1114
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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743
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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995
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2012
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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587
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1309
Who:
GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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3965
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1351
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's in here?
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8748
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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2184
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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