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Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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Cake Sphere
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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Curiosity Sphere
Please be careful.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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Who:
Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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GLaDOS
Hi?
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Turret
Are you even listening to me?
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GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Where are you?
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401
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
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GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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652
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GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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543
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GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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GLaDOS
Who are you?
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Curiosity Sphere
Who ARE you?
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1732
Who:
Turret
Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
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GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
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445
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GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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425
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GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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GLaDOS
One cup lemon juice.
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Cake Sphere
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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GLaDOS
Are you still listening?
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382
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GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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Turret
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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GLaDOS
Hey!
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Turret
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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334
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GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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GLaDOS
Searching
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Turret
Nap time
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Turret
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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GLaDOS
Searching
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Turret
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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804
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GLaDOS
What is that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Where are you taking that thing?
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358
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Ohh!
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GLaDOS
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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Cake Sphere
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
What is THAT?
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Curiosity Sphere
You're not going the right way.
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539
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GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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335
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Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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352
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GLaDOS
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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334
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Cake Sphere
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
Goodbye
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Turret
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
Deploying
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Turret
Are you still standing there?
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GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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GLaDOS
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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GLaDOS
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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GLaDOS
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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GLaDOS
Hey hey hey!
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Turret
Can you hear me?
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Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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GLaDOS
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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Turret
Fish shaped crackers.
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Cake Sphere
Nine large egg yolks.
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Cake Sphere
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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374
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GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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GLaDOS
I see you
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Who:
Turret
Hibernating
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Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
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