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When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex...
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GLaDOS
Are you still listening?
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GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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Cake Sphere
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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Turret
Please be careful.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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Cake Sphere
Fish shaped candies.
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Cake Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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GLaDOS
Put me down!
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Turret
Nap time
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Turret
Alalalawl
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Turret
Ohh!
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GLaDOS
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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GLaDOS
Ahhhhhhhh!
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GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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Turret
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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Turret
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
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GLaDOS
Target aquired.
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Turret
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
Fiberglass surface resins.
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Cake Sphere
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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Cake Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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GLaDOS
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
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GLaDOS
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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Cake Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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Turret
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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Cake Sphere
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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GLaDOS
There you are
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Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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Toilet
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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GLaDOS
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Dispensing product
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Turret
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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GLaDOS
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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Turret
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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527
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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GLaDOS
Hello? Friend.
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Turret
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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Turret
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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Cake Sphere
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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Turret
Hello?
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Turret
Who are you?
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Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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Turret
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
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GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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GLaDOS
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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GLaDOS
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
I don't hate you
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Turret
Malfunctioning
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Turret
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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GLaDOS
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