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Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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647
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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718
Who:
Cake Sphere
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1666
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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12251
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1247
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1153
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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750
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1176
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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649
Who:
Cake Sphere
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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4367
Who:
GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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511
Who:
GLaDOS
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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583
Who:
GLaDOS
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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714
Who:
Turret
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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626
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1889
Who:
GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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405
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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1184
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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4803
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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761
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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822
Who:
Turret
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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9848
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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855
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you?
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480
Who:
GLaDOS
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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9493
Who:
GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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501
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3255
Who:
GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5600
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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733
Who:
Turret
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1333
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2316
Who:
GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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25470
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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7587
Who:
Turret
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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3793
Who:
GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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720
Who:
GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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417
Who:
Cake Sphere
Ahahaha
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907
Who:
Turret
I see you
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13429
Who:
Turret
*YIPE*
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7361
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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3765
Who:
GLaDOS
Cranial caps.
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485
Who:
Cake Sphere
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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451
Who:
Cake Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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939
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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1682
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1378
Who:
Turret
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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4284
Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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627
Who:
Cake Sphere
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1372
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey hey hey!
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4547
Who:
Turret
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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405
Who:
Cake Sphere
You're doing very well!
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899
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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863
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Awwww
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1186
Who:
Turret
[pain sound]
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1492
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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647
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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3494
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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3832
Who:
GLaDOS
Cordless electric needle injector.
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423
Who:
Cake Sphere
Ahhhhhhhh!
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7901
Who:
GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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436
Who:
Cake Sphere
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3182
Who:
GLaDOS
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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409
Who:
Cake Sphere
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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777
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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1038
Who:
Turret
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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883
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1153
Who:
GLaDOS
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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1031
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hey
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6363
Who:
Turret
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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43062
Who:
GLaDOS
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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3942
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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830
Who:
GLaDOS
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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416
Who:
Cake Sphere
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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13727
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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20201
Who:
Turret
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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463
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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981
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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17792
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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991
Who:
GLaDOS
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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5162
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1806
Who:
GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1203
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1255
Who:
Turret
Are you coming back?
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4133
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Self test error
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746
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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793
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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702
Who:
Cake Sphere
Goodbye
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1800
Who:
Turret
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
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415
Who:
Cake Sphere
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1221
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
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6959
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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403
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1155
Who:
Turret
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