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Where are we going?
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915
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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446
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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15781
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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700
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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4475
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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650
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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971
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Are you still there?
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11926
Who:
Turret
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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3947
Who:
GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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3955
Who:
GLaDOS
Shutting down
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15043
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Turret
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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441
Who:
GLaDOS
Two cups all purpose flower.
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422
Who:
Cake Sphere
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1871
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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676
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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619
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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631
Who:
Cake Sphere
You're doing quite well.
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433
Who:
GLaDOS
What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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6287
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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442
Who:
GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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664
Who:
GLaDOS
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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8914
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Curiosity Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
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693
Who:
Cake Sphere
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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674
Who:
GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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495
Who:
GLaDOS
*GNASH*
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18785
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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546
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GLaDOS
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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3819
Who:
GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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5789
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GLaDOS
Hi?
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1539
Who:
Turret
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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13454
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GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1357
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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7636
Who:
Turret
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1083
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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4822
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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649
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Cake Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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741
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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1042
Who:
Turret
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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43357
Who:
GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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27548
Who:
GLaDOS
You are kidding me.
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6023
Who:
GLaDOS
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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476
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GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1248
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Help!
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796
Who:
Turret
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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412
Who:
Cake Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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1003
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1413
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
There you are
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1279
Who:
Turret
Are you even listening to me?
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1507
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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881
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1123
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GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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423
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GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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665
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Cake Sphere
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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491
Who:
GLaDOS
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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407
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Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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575
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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721
Who:
Cake Sphere
Can I help you?
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724
Who:
Turret
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1193
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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17862
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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723
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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458
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nine large egg yolks.
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465
Who:
Cake Sphere
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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407
Who:
Cake Sphere
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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564
Who:
Cake Sphere
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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940
Who:
Cake Sphere
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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28072
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GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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783
Who:
GLaDOS
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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531
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1516
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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723
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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735
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1264
Who:
Turret
Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
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3898
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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675
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1185
Who:
GLaDOS
I see you
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13494
Who:
Turret
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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553
Who:
GLaDOS
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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5249
Who:
GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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8973
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1160
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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910
Who:
Turret
One cup granulated sugar.
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419
Who:
Cake Sphere
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1364
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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984
Who:
Turret
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3485
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye.
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7208
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1172
Who:
Turret
Welcome to test chamber four.
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555
Who:
GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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554
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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4268
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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8640
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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940
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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739
Who:
GLaDOS
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