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At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Hi?
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Turret
Hello?
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Turret
A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
Cordless electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
Malfunctioning
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707
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Turret
Pull and peel licorice.
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399
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Cake Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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GLaDOS
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
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GLaDOS
Make no attempt to solve it.
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395
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GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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712
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GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1024
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Toilet
Sorry, we're closed
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1348
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Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2198
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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628
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GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Awwww
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Turret
Ohh!
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1854
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GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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980
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Aggressive Sphere
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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GLaDOS
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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Cake Sphere
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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492
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GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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624
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Cake Sphere
Nap time
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Turret
Hello? Friend.
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Turret
Stop shooting!
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956
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Turret
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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GLaDOS
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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GLaDOS
Ahhhhhhhh!
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GLaDOS
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
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GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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389
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Cake Sphere
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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Curiosity Sphere
Coming through!
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Turret
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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Cake Sphere
Come on, leave it alone.
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397
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GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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630
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GLaDOS
This is your last chance.
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387
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GLaDOS
Once again, excellent work.
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402
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GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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393
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GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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687
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Turret
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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GLaDOS
You can't hurt me.
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463
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GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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422
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Cake Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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659
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GLaDOS
Welcome to test chamber four.
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533
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GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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GLaDOS
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
Canvassing
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Turret
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
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GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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Cake Sphere
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Cake Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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Cake Sphere
No hard fealings
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Turret
You should have turned left before.
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GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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Turret
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
Activated
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Turret
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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GLaDOS
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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GLaDOS
Put me down!
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Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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Turret
Are you still there?
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Turret
*HISS*
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696
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Aggressive Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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702
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Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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888
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GLaDOS
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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457
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GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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900
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Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1725
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Turret
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