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*HISS*
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681
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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2090
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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571
Who:
Cake Sphere
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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615
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GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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633
Who:
GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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24416
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GLaDOS
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
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8801
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't hate you
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33741
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1558
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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605
Who:
Cake Sphere
*YIPE*
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7012
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Please put me down
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1212
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Turret
*PANT*
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909
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Put me down!
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984
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Turret
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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Who:
GLaDOS
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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986
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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982
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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376
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
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6615
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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8671
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sleep mode activated
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1647
Who:
Turret
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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539
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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834
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GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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3686
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GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1249
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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4088
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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403
Who:
GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
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504
Who:
GLaDOS
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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12182
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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674
Who:
Turret
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1523
Who:
GLaDOS
Once again, excellent work.
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372
Who:
GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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22776
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2031
Who:
Cake Sphere
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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398
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GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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619
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GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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996
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped crackers.
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4098
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Cake Sphere
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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432
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GLaDOS
Hi?
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1458
Who:
Turret
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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378
Who:
Cake Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2069
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1118
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1146
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
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Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1345
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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599
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Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
You don't even care. Do you?
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1130
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
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465
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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997
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2007
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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604
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped candies.
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5774
Who:
Cake Sphere
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Target aquired.
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5390
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Turret
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1264
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1607
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1030
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GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1139
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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821
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GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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634
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's in here?
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Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
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601
Who:
GLaDOS
Shutting down
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14396
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Turret
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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3779
Who:
GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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372
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Cake Sphere
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1534
Who:
GLaDOS
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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526
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GLaDOS
Why...
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4071
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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385
Who:
Cake Sphere
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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3797
Who:
GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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417
Who:
GLaDOS
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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9465
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GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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374
Who:
GLaDOS
Fiberglass surface resins.
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377
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Cake Sphere
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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372
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2091
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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710
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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644
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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708
Who:
GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
Nine large egg yolks.
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438
Who:
Cake Sphere
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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529
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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659
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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725
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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