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Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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3957
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GLaDOS
Hey!
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4130
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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1003
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GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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941
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Cake Sphere
Welcome to the final test!
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804
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GLaDOS
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
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GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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408
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GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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422
Who:
Cake Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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861
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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650
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GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1079
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You can't hurt me.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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412
Who:
Cake Sphere
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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409
Who:
Cake Sphere
Pull and peel licorice.
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416
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello!
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21917
Who:
Turret
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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546
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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984
Who:
Turret
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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860
Who:
GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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714
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1972
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Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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666
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GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1645
Who:
GLaDOS
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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485
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GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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783
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GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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641
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't hate you
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Turret
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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5860
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GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1261
Who:
Turret
Target aquired.
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5617
Who:
Turret
*YIPE*
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7437
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Aggressive Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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409
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Cake Sphere
Sentry mode activated
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1172
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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685
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GLaDOS
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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4532
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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GLaDOS
*GROAN*
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9151
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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677
Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's in here?
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Curiosity Sphere
Ayeyeyeyeye
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11941
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Turret
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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658
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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661
Who:
GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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665
Who:
Cake Sphere
What's that?
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1187
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Can you hear me?
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5617
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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501
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GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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8992
Who:
GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1208
Who:
GLaDOS
One cup lemon juice.
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490
Who:
Cake Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1096
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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649
Who:
GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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Curiosity Sphere
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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423
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GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1144
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GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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587
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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GLaDOS
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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Who:
GLaDOS
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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429
Who:
Cake Sphere
It's not too late to turn back.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
There really was a cake...
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Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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882
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Aggressive Sphere
Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
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3905
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1075
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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3520
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Curiosity Sphere
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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540
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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632
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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815
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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911
Who:
Turret
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1739
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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1051
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.
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4485
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
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5627
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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756
Who:
Turret
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
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414
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Cake Sphere
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