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Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2346
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2330
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Turret
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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2216
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2149
Who:
Turret
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2139
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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2067
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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2058
Who:
Turret
Hello?
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2048
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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2001
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who ARE you?
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2000
Who:
Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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2000
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1953
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1948
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GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1920
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1919
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1885
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1851
Who:
Turret
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1841
Who:
GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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1808
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1802
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Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1749
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1742
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1714
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who are you?
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1709
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1680
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1568
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1560
Who:
Turret
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1552
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1551
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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Who:
Cake Sphere
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1462
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1443
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What is that?
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1435
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Curiosity Sphere
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1411
Who:
Turret
Good people don't end up here.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1400
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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Who:
Turret
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1380
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1377
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GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1377
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1358
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1301
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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Turret
Could you come over here?
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1283
Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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1283
Who:
Turret
Is anyone there?
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1268
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1264
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1252
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1251
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1234
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1233
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1210
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1209
Who:
Turret
What's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Awwww
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1206
Who:
Turret
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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Who:
Toilet
Waaaaaaaaah!
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GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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Curiosity Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1124
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1114
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1111
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1101
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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1099
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Dispensing product
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1098
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1097
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Put me down!
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1088
Who:
Turret
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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1082
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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