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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3520
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3501
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3270
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3200
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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3015
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2869
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2838
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2368
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2342
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2313
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2289
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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2184
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2178
Who:
Cake Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2176
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2110
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2102
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2045
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2012
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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2009
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1972
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who ARE you?
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1955
Who:
Turret
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1924
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1912
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1902
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1873
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1827
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1805
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1782
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Alalalawl
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1768
Who:
Turret
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1739
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1726
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1719
Who:
Turret
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1701
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1689
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who are you?
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1687
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1645
Who:
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1643
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1637
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1542
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1522
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1513
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1509
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1466
Who:
Cake Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1445
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1418
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1413
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1399
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1385
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1380
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1367
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1360
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1356
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1355
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1351
Who:
Turret
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1346
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1340
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1329
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1322
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1309
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1283
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1266
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1261
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's that?
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1249
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Good people don't end up here.
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1248
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1232
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1231
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1231
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1231
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1228
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1212
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1208
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1205
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1196
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1195
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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1193
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1191
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1187
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sentry mode activated
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1172
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1163
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1144
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1133
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1126
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1122
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1119
Who:
Toilet
What are you doing?
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1114
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1106
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1096
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1084
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1083
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1081
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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1079
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1077
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1075
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where are we going?
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1072
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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1055
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1054
Who:
Turret
Dispensing product
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1053
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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1051
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1049
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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