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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3515
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3485
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3262
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3191
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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3006
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2862
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2834
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2341
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2338
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2313
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2285
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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2181
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2173
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2170
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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2108
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2100
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2037
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2010
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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2006
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1970
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who ARE you?
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1955
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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1912
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1906
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1899
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1871
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1819
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1804
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1778
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Alalalawl
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1766
Who:
Turret
Lawl
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1725
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1716
Who:
Turret
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1713
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1692
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1688
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who are you?
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1687
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1641
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1640
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1631
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1539
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1516
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1512
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1507
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1457
Who:
Cake Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1431
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1416
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1413
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1396
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1384
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1379
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1364
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1358
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1357
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1355
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1351
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1347
Who:
Turret
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1345
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1338
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1324
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1318
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1297
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1279
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1264
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1259
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's that?
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1248
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Woooaaah!
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1231
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1228
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1228
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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1226
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1226
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1215
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1211
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1206
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1201
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1193
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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1193
Who:
Turret
What's that?
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1187
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1185
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1184
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1172
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1160
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1141
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1131
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1123
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1117
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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1113
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1107
Who:
Toilet
What's that noise?
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1106
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1092
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1083
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1081
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1078
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1074
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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1073
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where are we going?
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1072
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1070
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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1053
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1053
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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1050
Who:
Turret
Dispensing product
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1049
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1046
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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