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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3494
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3454
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3255
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3182
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2977
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2840
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2820
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2316
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2310
Who:
Cake Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2300
Who:
GLaDOS
Nap time
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2273
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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2167
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2159
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2155
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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2093
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2072
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2005
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
Listens:
1996
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1984
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1968
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who ARE you?
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1944
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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1904
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1889
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1884
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1835
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1806
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1800
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1775
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Alalalawl
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1752
Who:
Turret
Lawl
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1718
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1711
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1686
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1682
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1668
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1666
Who:
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1636
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1625
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1617
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1532
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1511
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1498
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1492
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1436
Who:
Cake Sphere
What is that?
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1415
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1413
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1409
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1384
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1378
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1372
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1349
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1349
Who:
Turret
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1346
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1338
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1338
Who:
Turret
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1335
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1333
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1312
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1284
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1282
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1271
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1262
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1255
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's that?
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1247
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Woooaaah!
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1226
Who:
Turret
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1221
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1214
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
File deleted.
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1206
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1203
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1200
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1193
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1192
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1191
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1186
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Awwww
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1186
Who:
Turret
Good people don't end up here.
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1184
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1176
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1155
Who:
Turret
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1153
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1153
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1134
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1111
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1110
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1104
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
What are you doing?
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1100
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1098
Who:
GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1087
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1083
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1082
Who:
Toilet
*ROAR*
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1078
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1072
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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1070
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1066
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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1066
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1060
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1052
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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1048
Who:
Turret
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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1046
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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1042
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1038
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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