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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3302
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3135
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3110
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3059
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2754
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2696
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2615
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2222
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2172
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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2064
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2043
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2024
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2023
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2007
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1982
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1896
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello?
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1892
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1876
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1870
Who:
Turret
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1860
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1833
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1809
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1768
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1736
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1729
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1681
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1665
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1644
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1626
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1624
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1618
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1586
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1547
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1515
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1498
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1486
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1478
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1438
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1415
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1391
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1384
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1355
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1321
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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1311
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1309
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1298
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1288
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1281
Who:
Turret
Gotcha!
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1274
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1264
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1252
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1249
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1241
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1229
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1212
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1209
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1208
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Could you come over here?
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1201
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1199
Who:
Turret
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1196
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1194
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1175
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1173
Who:
Turret
File deleted.
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1151
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1142
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1140
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1139
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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1127
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Woooaaah!
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1127
Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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1119
Who:
Turret
Awwww
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1113
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1111
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1104
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1088
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1056
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1051
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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1028
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1027
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1027
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1026
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1026
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1022
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1019
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1017
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1005
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1002
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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999
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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995
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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994
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Firing
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990
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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988
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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982
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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978
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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978
Who:
Turret
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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977
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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976
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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975
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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973
Who:
Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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972
Who:
Toilet
*HISS*
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971
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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