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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3425
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3307
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3194
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3156
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2878
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2768
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2734
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2263
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2225
Who:
Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2198
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2159
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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2121
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2114
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2086
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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2044
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2001
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1955
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1942
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1941
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1912
Who:
Turret
Critical error
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1908
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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1854
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1839
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1805
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1765
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1742
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1725
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1714
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1679
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1671
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1666
Who:
Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1657
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1637
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1590
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1577
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1573
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1570
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1488
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1475
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1461
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1459
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1458
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1396
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1395
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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1368
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1348
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1332
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1329
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1327
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1314
Who:
Turret
No hard fealings
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1313
Who:
Turret
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1305
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1305
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1294
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1291
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1283
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1258
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1241
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1237
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1237
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1236
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1223
Who:
Turret
There you are
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1218
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1189
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1180
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1180
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1174
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1170
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1169
Who:
Turret
What's that?
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1165
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Is anyone there?
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1161
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1157
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1157
Who:
Turret
Awwww
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1157
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1125
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1103
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1091
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1090
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1088
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1073
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1072
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1069
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1068
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1064
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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1062
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1050
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where are we going?
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1048
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
What are you doing?
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1042
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1038
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I don't blame you
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1030
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1029
Who:
GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1029
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1029
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1024
Who:
Toilet
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1023
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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1019
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1016
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Firing
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1016
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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1015
Who:
Cake Sphere
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