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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3090
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3037
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3014
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2899
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2646
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2599
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2524
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2155
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2098
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1991
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1945
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1941
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1919
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1910
Who:
Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1897
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1825
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1824
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1801
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1788
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1769
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1739
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1737
Who:
Turret
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1682
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1664
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1662
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1610
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1556
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1552
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1549
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1533
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sleep mode activated
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1532
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1523
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1489
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1445
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1430
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1401
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1371
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1357
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1345
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1317
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1286
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1276
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1247
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1244
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1244
Who:
Turret
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1234
Who:
Cake Sphere
No hard fealings
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1229
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1228
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1224
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1206
Who:
Turret
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1203
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1187
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1175
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1168
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1160
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1158
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1152
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1152
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1138
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1137
Who:
Turret
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1099
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1099
Who:
Turret
Is anyone there?
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1097
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1097
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1089
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1078
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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1075
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1074
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1071
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1066
Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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1062
Who:
Turret
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1049
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1030
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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1023
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1022
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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996
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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994
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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977
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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976
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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970
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I don't blame you
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962
Who:
Turret
What's that noise?
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961
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
What are you doing?
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960
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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956
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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955
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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954
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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951
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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949
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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947
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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947
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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937
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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935
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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933
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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928
Who:
Cake Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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926
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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924
Who:
Turret
Firing
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924
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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923
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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920
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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917
Who:
Turret
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