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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3353
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3189
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3132
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3120
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2795
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2726
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2657
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2232
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2191
Who:
Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2091
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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2090
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2069
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2065
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2031
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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2007
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1922
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1915
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello?
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1915
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1894
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1890
Who:
Turret
Critical error
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1861
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1818
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1797
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1758
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1738
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1698
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1685
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1666
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1654
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sleep mode activated
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1647
Who:
Turret
Lawl
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1645
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1607
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1558
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1556
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1534
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1534
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1523
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1458
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1438
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1418
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1412
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1370
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1345
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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1331
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1320
Who:
Turret
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1310
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1306
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1301
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1296
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1283
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1283
Who:
Turret
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1268
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1264
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1249
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1235
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1231
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1217
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Could you come over here?
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1215
Who:
Turret
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1213
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1212
Who:
Turret
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1204
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1183
Who:
Turret
File deleted.
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1162
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1152
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1148
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1147
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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1146
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Woooaaah!
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1139
Who:
Turret
Awwww
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1134
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1130
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1130
Who:
Turret
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1118
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1099
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1076
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1065
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1064
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1049
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1045
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1040
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1038
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1034
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where are we going?
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1033
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1030
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1025
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1024
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1019
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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1014
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1012
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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1002
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Your business is appreciated.
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1000
Who:
Toilet
Firing
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999
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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998
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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997
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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996
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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993
Who:
Turret
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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992
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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990
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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987
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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986
Who:
Cake Sphere
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