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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3480
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3432
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3234
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3176
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2942
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2810
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2805
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2295
Who:
Cake Sphere
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2277
Who:
GLaDOS
Nap time
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2264
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2250
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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2159
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2152
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2139
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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2082
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2044
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1982
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1977
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1957
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Critical error
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1953
Who:
Turret
Who ARE you?
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1937
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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1891
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1874
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1867
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1790
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1784
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1781
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1774
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Alalalawl
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1744
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1708
Who:
Turret
Lawl
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1686
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1681
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1669
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1622
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1620
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1616
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1613
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1605
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1518
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1493
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1488
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1484
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1420
Who:
Cake Sphere
What is that?
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1407
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1395
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1384
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1370
Who:
Turret
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1368
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1361
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1354
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1342
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1338
Who:
Turret
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1337
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1330
Who:
Turret
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1325
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1318
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1301
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1288
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1267
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1254
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1250
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1250
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's that?
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1244
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Please put me down
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1238
Who:
Turret
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1212
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1206
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
File deleted.
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1196
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1190
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1189
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1188
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1186
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1182
Who:
Turret
Awwww
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1178
Who:
Turret
What's that?
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1174
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Good people don't end up here.
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1158
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1158
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1151
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1150
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1148
Who:
Turret
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1137
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1115
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1100
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1098
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1085
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1084
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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1077
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1072
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1070
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1065
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1063
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Your business is appreciated.
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1063
Who:
Toilet
*HISS*
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1060
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where are we going?
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1057
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1056
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1050
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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1045
Who:
Turret
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1043
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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1042
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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1035
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1032
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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