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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3180
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3074
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3063
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2956
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2699
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2649
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2569
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2184
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2136
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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2027
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1992
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1985
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1964
Who:
Cake Sphere
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1956
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1948
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1862
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello?
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1860
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1827
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1819
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1786
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1782
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1777
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1725
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1706
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1699
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1651
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1605
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1592
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1576
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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1567
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1558
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Alalalawl
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1556
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1514
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1469
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1468
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1434
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1428
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1404
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1370
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1348
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1338
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1316
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1285
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1283
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1282
Who:
Cake Sphere
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1268
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1258
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1256
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1241
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1237
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1222
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1215
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1192
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1190
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1186
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1179
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1176
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1170
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1169
Who:
Turret
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1160
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1136
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1131
Who:
Turret
Is anyone there?
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1124
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1121
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1120
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1118
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1117
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*HISS*
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1104
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Woooaaah!
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1100
Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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1091
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1087
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1073
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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1056
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1051
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1039
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1021
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1009
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1006
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Where are we going?
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1005
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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993
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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990
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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989
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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981
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What are you doing?
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977
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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976
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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974
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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973
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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973
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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966
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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966
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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964
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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961
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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956
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Firing
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954
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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953
Who:
Turret
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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951
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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948
Who:
Cake Sphere
Dispensing product
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946
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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945
Who:
Turret
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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940
Who:
GLaDOS
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