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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3538
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3534
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3288
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3208
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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3039
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2883
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2849
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2457
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2409
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2319
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2298
Who:
Turret
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2199
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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2189
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2182
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2119
Who:
Turret
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2111
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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2056
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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2020
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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2014
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1978
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who ARE you?
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1964
Who:
Turret
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1955
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1921
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1909
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1895
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1850
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1816
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1783
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Alalalawl
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1779
Who:
Turret
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1776
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1748
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1731
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1721
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1697
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who are you?
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1692
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1650
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1649
Who:
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1647
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1547
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1530
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1522
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1519
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1488
Who:
Cake Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1484
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1420
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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1419
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1415
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1400
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1385
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1380
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1378
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1363
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1363
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1360
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1357
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1356
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1349
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1347
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1329
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1318
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1289
Who:
Turret
Good people don't end up here.
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1278
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1270
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1267
Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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1251
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's that?
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1250
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1235
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1234
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1232
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1230
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1220
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1217
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1213
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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1206
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1204
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1199
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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1194
Who:
Turret
What's that?
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1188
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sentry mode activated
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1177
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1165
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1155
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1143
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1129
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1128
Who:
Toilet
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1125
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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1120
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1117
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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1105
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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1089
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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1087
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1086
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1083
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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1081
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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1078
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where are we going?
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1075
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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1069
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1057
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I don't blame you
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1057
Who:
Turret
Dispensing product
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1056
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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1054
Who:
Turret
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