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[DEATH SCREAM]
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3318
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3155
Who:
GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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3120
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3084
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2772
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2711
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2630
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2226
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2181
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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2074
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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2050
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2049
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2045
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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2013
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1993
Who:
Turret
Hello?
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1907
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1906
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1898
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1883
Who:
Turret
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1874
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1849
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1814
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1778
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1741
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1735
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1690
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1679
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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1648
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1638
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1628
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1623
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1590
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1548
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1522
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1518
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1509
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1508
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1447
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1429
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1396
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1395
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1360
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1331
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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1318
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1315
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1299
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1297
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1288
Who:
Turret
Gotcha!
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1275
Who:
Turret
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1270
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1265
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1256
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1256
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1238
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1221
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1215
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1213
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1207
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1205
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1205
Who:
Turret
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1197
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1181
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1176
Who:
Turret
File deleted.
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1156
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1146
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1143
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Is anyone there?
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1142
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1132
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1129
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Awwww
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1124
Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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1123
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1117
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1111
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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1092
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1059
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1056
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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1039
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1033
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1031
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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1031
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Where are we going?
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1029
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*ROAR*
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1025
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I don't blame you
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1021
Who:
Turret
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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1020
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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1017
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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1011
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1006
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What are you doing?
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1005
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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997
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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995
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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995
Who:
Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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991
Who:
Toilet
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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990
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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987
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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981
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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981
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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979
Who:
Turret
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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977
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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975
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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974
Who:
Cake Sphere
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