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Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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The Device, however, has not.
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These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
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Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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Once again, excellent work.
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Welcome to test chamber four.
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You're doing quite well.
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Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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Please be careful.
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Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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Make no attempt to solve it.
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The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
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A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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Congratulations! The test is now over.
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Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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Goodbye.
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Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
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Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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We are very, very happy for your success.
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Welcome to the final test!
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What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex...
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Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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Hello?
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