Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content!
News: Loading...
Quote:
Who:
Portal 2
Portal 2 DLC
Portal 2 PTI
Portal 2 Music
Portal 1
Portal 1 Music
Team Fortress 2
TF2 Music
Like
+1
Tweet
@Portal2Sounds
1
2
3
4
5
Popular
Original Order
Random
This site requires that
Javascript be enabled
.
*GNASH*
Listens:
18893
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROAN*
Listens:
9194
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
4548
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
1419
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
4286
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
1697
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
1013
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
874
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
1078
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GRUNT*
Listens:
901
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
1232
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
1081
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
816
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
1057
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
750
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
2189
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*PANT*
Listens:
982
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
Listens:
1978
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
Listens:
1083
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
Listens:
753
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
Listens:
886
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNARL*
Listens:
886
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNORT*
Listens:
2849
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*YIPE*
Listens:
7469
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ahhhhhhhh!
Listens:
7983
Who:
GLaDOS
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
Listens:
5641
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?
Listens:
3922
Who:
GLaDOS
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
Listens:
7507
Who:
GLaDOS
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
Listens:
9562
Who:
GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
Listens:
3833
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
891
Who:
GLaDOS
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
Listens:
4307
Who:
GLaDOS
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
Listens:
6878
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
Listens:
3941
Who:
GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
Listens:
24043
Who:
GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
Listens:
27695
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
892
Who:
GLaDOS
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
Listens:
4062
Who:
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
Listens:
1647
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
Listens:
1484
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
Listens:
1378
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
Listens:
685
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
Listens:
1363
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
5406
Who:
GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
Listens:
605
Who:
GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
Listens:
530
Who:
GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
Listens:
6956
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
Listens:
3979
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
760
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
694
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
4142
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
Listens:
1356
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
Listens:
13919
Who:
GLaDOS
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did.
Listens:
6044
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
824
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
Listens:
7047
Who:
GLaDOS
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
Listens:
21661
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
Listens:
1089
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
Listens:
1519
Who:
GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
Listens:
43481
Who:
GLaDOS
You are kidding me.
Listens:
6057
Who:
GLaDOS
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
Listens:
499
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
Listens:
1021
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
800
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
Listens:
1329
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
730
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
Listens:
1199
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
Listens:
18596
Who:
GLaDOS
What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
Listens:
155230
Who:
GLaDOS
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
Listens:
5695
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
778
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
Listens:
131992
Who:
GLaDOS
Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
Listens:
12414
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
Listens:
7095
Who:
GLaDOS
Rrr, I hate you.[PAIN LAUGHTER]
Listens:
64831
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
Listens:
3288
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
Listens:
4351
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
Listens:
2182
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
668
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
837
Who:
GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
Listens:
9030
Who:
GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
Listens:
3991
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
Listens:
1748
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
Listens:
31745
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
Listens:
2056
Who:
GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
Listens:
11774
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
Listens:
1649
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
Listens:
1204
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Listens:
1349
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
Listens:
1129
Who:
GLaDOS
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
Listens:
671
Who:
GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
Listens:
558
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
971
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
Listens:
1155
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
Listens:
1125
Who:
GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
Listens:
5836
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
Listens:
924
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
Listens:
1650
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
887
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
Listens:
17938
Who:
GLaDOS
00:00 / 00:00
Test Player
Like these quotes? Share them with your friends!
