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Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
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GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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619
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GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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614
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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Cake Sphere
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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578
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GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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567
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GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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GLaDOS
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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GLaDOS
A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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550
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GLaDOS
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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550
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Cake Sphere
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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550
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GLaDOS
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
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543
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Cake Sphere
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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535
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GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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535
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GLaDOS
Welcome to test chamber four.
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533
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GLaDOS
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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527
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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521
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GLaDOS
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
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515
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GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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487
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GLaDOS
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
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GLaDOS
Cranial caps.
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478
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Cake Sphere
One cup lemon juice.
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471
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Cake Sphere
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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466
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GLaDOS
Where are you?
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465
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GLaDOS
You can't hurt me.
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463
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GLaDOS
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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457
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GLaDOS
Nine large egg yolks.
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450
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Cake Sphere
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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GLaDOS
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
Please be careful.
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GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
Are you still listening?
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437
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GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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GLaDOS
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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GLaDOS
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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Cake Sphere
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex...
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GLaDOS
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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GLaDOS
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
Injector needle driver.
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Cake Sphere
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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412
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Cake Sphere
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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412
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Cake Sphere
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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410
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GLaDOS
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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407
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GLaDOS
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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GLaDOS
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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GLaDOS
Cordless electric needle injector.
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403
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Cake Sphere
Once again, excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
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GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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GLaDOS
Pull and peel licorice.
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399
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Cake Sphere
I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
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399
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GLaDOS
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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GLaDOS
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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398
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Cake Sphere
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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397
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Cake Sphere
Two cups all purpose flower.
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397
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Cake Sphere
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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397
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Cake Sphere
Come on, leave it alone.
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397
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GLaDOS
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
Make no attempt to solve it.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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395
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GLaDOS
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
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Cake Sphere
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
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393
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Cake Sphere
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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393
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GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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392
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Cake Sphere
I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.
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392
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GLaDOS
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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390
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Cake Sphere
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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390
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GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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389
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GLaDOS
Fiberglass surface resins.
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389
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Cake Sphere
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
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