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*HISS*
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1206
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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3759
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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614
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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717
Who:
GLaDOS
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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433
Who:
Cake Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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3235
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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1184
Who:
Turret
Pull and peel licorice.
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412
Who:
Cake Sphere
What is THAT?
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4949
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
My fault
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764
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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778
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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1149
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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9516
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1138
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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639
Who:
Cake Sphere
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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5630
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1050
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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861
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hibernating
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698
Who:
Turret
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
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5488
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
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3876
Who:
GLaDOS
Nap time
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2265
Who:
Turret
Are you still listening?
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1620
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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3432
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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709
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1671
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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705
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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707
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1342
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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954
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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888
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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867
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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549
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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872
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1196
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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11352
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1397
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1331
Who:
Turret
Hello!
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21703
Who:
Turret
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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680
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2253
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5573
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Deploying
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736
Who:
Turret
What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Target aquired.
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5538
Who:
Turret
Are you coming back?
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4103
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1337
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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1084
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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738
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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780
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1894
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROAN*
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9014
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Come on, leave it alone.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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17702
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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1158
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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642
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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1064
Who:
Toilet
*GROWL*
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4481
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who are you?
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1681
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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3915
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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614
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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4522
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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4429
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Hey!
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4073
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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716
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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713
Who:
Turret
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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8404
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1486
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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1043
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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969
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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669
Who:
GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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529
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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883
Who:
Turret
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1301
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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823
Who:
Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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698
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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7525
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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879
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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644
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1061
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?
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18068
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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985
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1617
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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711
Who:
Cake Sphere
I don't hate you
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34502
Who:
Turret
Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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643
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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4026
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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807
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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1254
Who:
Turret
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