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Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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704
Who:
GLaDOS
Please be careful.
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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14062
Who:
GLaDOS
*YIPE*
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7299
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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995
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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423
Who:
Cake Sphere
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1604
Who:
GLaDOS
Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
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12230
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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709
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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754
Who:
Turret
Nap time
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2264
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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680
Who:
Turret
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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4334
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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707
Who:
GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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417
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nine large egg yolks.
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456
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello? Friend.
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45750
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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2250
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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8863
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Hello?
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2082
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
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433
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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614
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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842
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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906
Who:
Turret
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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29919
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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699
Who:
Cake Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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812
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1686
Who:
Turret
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1337
Who:
GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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4936
Who:
GLaDOS
What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
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153867
Who:
GLaDOS
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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9508
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
Come on, leave it alone.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1622
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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1050
Who:
Turret
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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43119
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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996
Who:
GLaDOS
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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3902
Who:
Cake Sphere
One cup lemon juice.
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480
Who:
Cake Sphere
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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5572
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Is anyone there?
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20076
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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888
Who:
GLaDOS
Make no attempt to solve it.
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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764
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1072
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who's there?
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782
Who:
Turret
You don't even care. Do you?
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644
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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2152
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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846
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey hey hey!
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4523
Who:
Turret
[DEATH SCREAM]
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3480
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Could you come over here?
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1249
Who:
Turret
*GNASH*
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18569
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Awwww
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1178
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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4479
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.
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4426
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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8395
Who:
GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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607
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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970
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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707
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1238
Who:
Turret
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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433
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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721
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
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3873
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2805
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Are you still listening?
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439
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello!
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21692
Who:
Turret
Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
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435
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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647
Who:
GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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590
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1681
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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17692
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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1136
Who:
GLaDOS
Injector needle gun.
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624
Who:
Cake Sphere
Sentry mode activated
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1148
Who:
Turret
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2940
Who:
GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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512
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1370
Who:
Turret
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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410
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1980
Who:
GLaDOS
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
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414
Who:
Cake Sphere
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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530
Who:
GLaDOS
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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3911
Who:
GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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11425
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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867
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
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5543
Who:
GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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42810
Who:
GLaDOS
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
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4193
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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6744
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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2043
Who:
GLaDOS
A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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576
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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633
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1957
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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