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Is anyone there?
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18297
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Turret
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1013
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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3856
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What is that?
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1215
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Curiosity Sphere
I don't blame you
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897
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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644
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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583
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Turret
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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741
Who:
GLaDOS
Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
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11034
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GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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340
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GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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710
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye.
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5875
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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372
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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15997
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GLaDOS
[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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13085
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GLaDOS
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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326
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GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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3367
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GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1183
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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802
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahhhhhhhh!
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6501
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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828
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Aggressive Sphere
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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437
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1107
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Curiosity Sphere
Awwww
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915
Who:
Turret
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
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3315
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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685
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1146
Who:
Cake Sphere
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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12104
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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576
Who:
Turret
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
Come on, leave it alone.
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1438
Who:
Turret
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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27736
Who:
GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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20379
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GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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651
Who:
GLaDOS
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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6884
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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521
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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911
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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842
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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546
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.
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Curiosity Sphere
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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323
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GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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771
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1008
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
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GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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637
Who:
Turret
Who ARE you?
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1686
Who:
Turret
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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27840
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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640
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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3587
Who:
GLaDOS
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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Who:
Turret
The Device, however, has not.
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1175
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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894
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Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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647
Who:
Turret
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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341
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GLaDOS
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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325
Who:
Cake Sphere
Dispensing product
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850
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Turret
Who are you?
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1482
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Curiosity Sphere
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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534
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Cake Sphere
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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324
Who:
Cake Sphere
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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460
Who:
GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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367
Who:
Cake Sphere
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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7554
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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870
Who:
Cake Sphere
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't hate you
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31797
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped crackers.
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3691
Who:
Cake Sphere
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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8557
Who:
GLaDOS
*YIPE*
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Aggressive Sphere
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1559
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Curiosity Sphere
Ohh!
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1508
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello? Friend.
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41492
Who:
Turret
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1159
Who:
Turret
Ayeyeyeyeye
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10130
Who:
Turret
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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325
Who:
GLaDOS
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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3257
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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790
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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600
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GNASH*
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Who:
Aggressive Sphere
When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex...
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346
Who:
GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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Who:
GLaDOS
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