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Hello?
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1585
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GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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3463
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
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280
Who:
Cake Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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769
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1373
Who:
GLaDOS
What is THAT?
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3804
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Curiosity Sphere
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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7517
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Curiosity Sphere
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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281
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please put me down
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960
Who:
Turret
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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11390
Who:
GLaDOS
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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284
Who:
GLaDOS
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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3511
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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602
Who:
GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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502
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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805
Who:
GLaDOS
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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36924
Who:
GLaDOS
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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282
Who:
Cake Sphere
*PANT*
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661
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Aggressive Sphere
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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447
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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536
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Turret
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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23994
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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612
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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735
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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730
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey
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5045
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Turret
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
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5369
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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295
Who:
GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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284
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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GLaDOS
[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!
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12076
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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613
Who:
GLaDOS
Ohh!
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1263
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1004
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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586
Who:
Cake Sphere
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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866
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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17402
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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506
Who:
Turret
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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994
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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611
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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Who:
GLaDOS
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
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372
Who:
Cake Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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822
Who:
Turret
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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2962
Who:
GLaDOS
Shutting down
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Turret
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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915
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped crackers.
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3262
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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553
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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324
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you coming back?
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3228
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Are you still listening?
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330
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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728
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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442
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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487
Who:
Turret
You're doing very well!
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640
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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300
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey hey hey!
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3622
Who:
Turret
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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8300
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahhhhhhhh!
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5600
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello!
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18402
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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789
Who:
Turret
What's that noise?
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807
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's in here?
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7326
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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703
Who:
GLaDOS
There really was a cake...
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18047
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1000
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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474
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1650
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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608
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROAN*
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6871
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Aggressive Sphere
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1113
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are you?
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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9758
Who:
Turret
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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753
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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960
Who:
Turret
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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8074
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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554
Who:
Turret
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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284
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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733
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Can you hear me?
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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511
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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11416
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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279
Who:
GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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317
Who:
GLaDOS
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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280
Who:
Cake Sphere
Canvassing
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488
Who:
Turret
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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61559
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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452
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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507
Who:
Turret
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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284
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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279
Who:
GLaDOS
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