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Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
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Cake Sphere
Canvassing
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Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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519
Who:
Turret
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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GLaDOS
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
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195
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Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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355
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Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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344
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GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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GLaDOS
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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Cake Sphere
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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340
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Turret
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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1199
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Turret
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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291
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GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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576
Who:
Turret
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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515
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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365
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Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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540
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Cake Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
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206
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Cake Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.
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GLaDOS
One cup lemon juice.
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211
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Cake Sphere
Woooaaah!
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Turret
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Deploying
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337
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Turret
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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321
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GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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190
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GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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422
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Turret
Activated
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363
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Turret
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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Curiosity Sphere
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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GLaDOS
Goodbye.
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GLaDOS
File deleted.
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570
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GLaDOS
Make no attempt to solve it.
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GLaDOS
This is your last chance.
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GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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191
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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GLaDOS
Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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GLaDOS
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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Cake Sphere
*SNORT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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Turret
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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GLaDOS
Who are you?
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877
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Curiosity Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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GLaDOS
Help!
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331
Who:
Turret
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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Cake Sphere
What is THAT?
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Curiosity Sphere
Who ARE you?
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1056
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Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Uhoh
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413
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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357
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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200
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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192
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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190
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GLaDOS
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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GLaDOS
Once again, excellent work.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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330
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Cake Sphere
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
Please put me down
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674
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Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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320
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GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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321
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GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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Curiosity Sphere
Gotcha!
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Turret
Hello?
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1076
Who:
GLaDOS
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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654
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Curiosity Sphere
Hey! It's me!
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546
Who:
Turret
A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.
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221
Who:
GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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GLaDOS
Hi?
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683
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Turret
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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2589
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GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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Turret
Fish shaped candies.
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3597
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Cake Sphere
Shutting down
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10420
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Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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406
Who:
GLaDOS
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