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Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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4061
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Curiosity Sphere
Is anyone there?
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16076
Who:
Turret
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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16867
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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596
Who:
GLaDOS
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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7514
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GLaDOS
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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3302
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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397
Who:
Turret
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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218
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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386
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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376
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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386
Who:
Turret
I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.
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224
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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225
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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219
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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634
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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689
Who:
GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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233
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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10464
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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1997
Who:
GLaDOS
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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2700
Who:
Cake Sphere
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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766
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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639
Who:
Turret
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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2561
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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748
Who:
Turret
I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
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222
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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506
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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296
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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520
Who:
GLaDOS
*GNASH*
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13330
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
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370
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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788
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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402
Who:
Turret
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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581
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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GLaDOS
I see you
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Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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370
Who:
GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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2561
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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772
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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491
Who:
Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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235
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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656
Who:
Turret
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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232
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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399
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Turret
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1283
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped crackers.
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2775
Who:
Cake Sphere
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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502
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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Who:
Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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466
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GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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386
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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Who:
GLaDOS
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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6842
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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786
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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380
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
There really was a cake...
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16495
Who:
GLaDOS
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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391
Who:
Turret
Good people don't end up here.
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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2923
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Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye.
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4653
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GLaDOS
Excuse me
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425
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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362
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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441
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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511
Who:
Turret
Welcome to test chamber four.
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341
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GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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2028
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Curiosity Sphere
Make no attempt to solve it.
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219
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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372
Who:
Cake Sphere
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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222
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Cake Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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1935
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1048
Who:
GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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286
Who:
GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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4286
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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14287
Who:
GLaDOS
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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Who:
Turret
Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now.
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219
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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459
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Pull and peel licorice.
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237
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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2533
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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528
Who:
GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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750
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ohh!
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810
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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406
Who:
Turret
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
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12297
Who:
GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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339
Who:
GLaDOS
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