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*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Alpha resins.
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Cake Sphere
Fiberglass surface resins.
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Cake Sphere
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
Oh! [Surprise]
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GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
*PANT*
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Aggressive Sphere
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.
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GLaDOS
You are kidding me.
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GLaDOS
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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GLaDOS
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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GLaDOS
Goodbye
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Turret
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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GLaDOS
What's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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GLaDOS
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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Turret
Could you come over here?
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Turret
Once again, excellent work.
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GLaDOS
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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Turret
This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this.
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GLaDOS
*GNASH*
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Aggressive Sphere
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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Cake Sphere
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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GLaDOS
Awwww
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Turret
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did.
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GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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Turret
Resting
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Turret
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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GLaDOS
Hey hey hey!
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Turret
Hello!
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Turret
Sorry
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Turret
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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GLaDOS
Why...
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Turret
Oh!
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Turret
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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GLaDOS
Critical error
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Turret
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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GLaDOS
I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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Turret
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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GLaDOS
Welcome to test chamber four.
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GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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GLaDOS
The Device, however, has not.
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GLaDOS
Target lost
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Turret
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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Cake Sphere
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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Cake Sphere
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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Turret
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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GLaDOS
Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
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GLaDOS
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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GLaDOS
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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GLaDOS
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