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Ohh!
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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285
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GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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526
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GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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398
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GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Goodbye.
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GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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861
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GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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Curiosity Sphere
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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Curiosity Sphere
Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete.
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GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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GLaDOS
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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GLaDOS
Good news: I figured out what that thing that you just burned up did.
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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Turret
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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319
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GLaDOS
Firing
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Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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Cake Sphere
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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285
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GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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GLaDOS
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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361
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GLaDOS
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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GLaDOS
Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
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GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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GLaDOS
Hi?
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Turret
You're not going the right way.
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GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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323
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GLaDOS
All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin.
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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GLaDOS
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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Cake Sphere
You're doing very well!
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GLaDOS
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
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GLaDOS
Cranial caps.
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Cake Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
What's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
There you are
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Turret
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
It's funny, actually, when you think about it.
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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Turret
Sentry mode activated
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Turret
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
Welcome to test chamber four.
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GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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471
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Cake Sphere
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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286
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Cake Sphere
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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GLaDOS
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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GLaDOS
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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Turret
Hey hey hey!
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Turret
Hey!
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Turret
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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GLaDOS
Searching
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Turret
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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GLaDOS
Please put me down
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Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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860
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Turret
Goodnight
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Turret
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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638
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Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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540
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Turret
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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282
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GLaDOS
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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Cake Sphere
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
Is that a gun?
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Curiosity Sphere
That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
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276
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Cake Sphere
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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287
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GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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Turret
Help!
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Turret
Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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GLaDOS
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
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GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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GLaDOS
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Make no attempt to solve it.
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GLaDOS
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