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Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.
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GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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GLaDOS
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Welcome to test chamber four.
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GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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GLaDOS
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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Cake Sphere
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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GLaDOS
There you are
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Turret
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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GLaDOS
Target aquired.
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Turret
Excuse me
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Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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Turret
What's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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Turret
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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GLaDOS
Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
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GLaDOS
One and two third cups granulated sugar.
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Cake Sphere
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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GLaDOS
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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Turret
That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah. [The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]
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GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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GLaDOS
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
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GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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Aggressive Sphere
File deleted.
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GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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Cake Sphere
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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GLaDOS
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
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GLaDOS
All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are.
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GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
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GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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Cake Sphere
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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GLaDOS
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
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GLaDOS
Ayeyeyeyeye
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Turret
Who are you?
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Curiosity Sphere
You are kidding me.
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
What is that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Can you hear me?
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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GLaDOS
Coming through!
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Turret
What are you doing?
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GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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GLaDOS
Where are you?
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GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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Turret
Please be careful.
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GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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GLaDOS
Target lost
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Turret
My fault
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Turret
*SNARL*
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Aggressive Sphere
I don't hate you
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Turret
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
An escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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GLaDOS
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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GLaDOS
Help!
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Turret
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
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