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The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped candies.
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Cake Sphere
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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GLaDOS
The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations.
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GLaDOS
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex...
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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GLaDOS
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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GLaDOS
One cup lemon juice.
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Cake Sphere
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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804
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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349
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Aggressive Sphere
Firing
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611
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Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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392
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GLaDOS
Canvassing
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410
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Turret
Alpha resins.
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438
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Cake Sphere
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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903
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GLaDOS
Hey!
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Turret
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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611
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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681
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GLaDOS
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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228
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Cake Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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542
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GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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GLaDOS
Activated
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Turret
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
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GLaDOS
Okay. The test is over. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake.
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GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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GLaDOS
I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.
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230
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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510
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Aggressive Sphere
Goodbye.
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GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
This is your last chance.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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412
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Aggressive Sphere
These intra dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe.
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GLaDOS
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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GLaDOS
One cup granulated sugar.
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Cake Sphere
*SNORT*
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Aggressive Sphere
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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GLaDOS
Awwww
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Turret
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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GLaDOS
You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a fulltime employee. Where did your life go so wrong?
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GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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Turret
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
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240
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Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
There you are
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Turret
Rrr, I hate you.[PAIN LAUGHTER]
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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351
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Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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Turret
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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362
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GLaDOS
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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232
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Cake Sphere
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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GLaDOS
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.
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Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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484
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GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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616
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GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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GLaDOS
Do you smell something burning?
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Curiosity Sphere
*GROAN*
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Aggressive Sphere
What is THAT?
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Curiosity Sphere
Please be careful.
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245
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GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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GLaDOS
Someone is going to get badly hurt.
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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536
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GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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Toilet
Oh, what's in here?
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Curiosity Sphere
No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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229
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GLaDOS
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable.
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GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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Curiosity Sphere
Welcome to test chamber four.
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358
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GLaDOS
Ayeyeyeyeye
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Turret
Ahhhhhhhh!
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GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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547
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GLaDOS
Searching
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Turret
Dispensing product
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Turret
Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back.
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GLaDOS
Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias
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GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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Turret
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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489
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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232
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GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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376
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GLaDOS
Shutting down
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Turret
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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Turret
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