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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Are you still there?
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Turret
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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GLaDOS
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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GLaDOS
Excuse me
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Turret
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
You shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you.
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GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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GLaDOS
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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GLaDOS
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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GLaDOS
I don't hate you
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Turret
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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GLaDOS
When I said 'deadly' neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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GLaDOS
Canvassing
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Turret
Target lost
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Turret
Leave. It. alone.
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GLaDOS
Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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GLaDOS
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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GLaDOS
I see you
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Turret
Is that a gun?
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Curiosity Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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GLaDOS
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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GLaDOS
There really was a cake...
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GLaDOS
What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.
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GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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GLaDOS
Come on, leave it alone.
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GLaDOS
Firing
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Turret
Goodbye
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Turret
For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar.
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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Turret
Fish shaped candies.
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Cake Sphere
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
The Device, however, has not.
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
*PANT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Your bussiness is appriciated
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Turret
Hey! It's me!
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Turret
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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GLaDOS
Two cups all purpose flower.
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Cake Sphere
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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GLaDOS
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
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Cake Sphere
Ohh!
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GLaDOS
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
My fault
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Turret
A complimentary escape hatch will open in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Rrr, I hate you.[PAIN LAUGHTER]
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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GLaDOS
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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GLaDOS
It's not too late to turn back.
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GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned.
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GLaDOS
I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area.
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
Uhoh
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Turret
*GRUNT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Injector needle driver.
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Cake Sphere
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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GLaDOS
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.
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GLaDOS
Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half.
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GLaDOS
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