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Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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Turret
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock.
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GLaDOS
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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GLaDOS
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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630
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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GLaDOS
What's that?
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Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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GLaDOS
This is your last chance.
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245
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GLaDOS
Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing.
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Curiosity Sphere
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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GLaDOS
Awwww
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Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
Searching
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559
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Turret
Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup.
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GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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399
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GLaDOS
Two cups all purpose flower.
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235
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Cake Sphere
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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458
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GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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GLaDOS
My fault
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432
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Turret
You can't hurt me.
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255
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GLaDOS
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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GLaDOS
Why...
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Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
[DEATH SCREAM]
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Curiosity Sphere
Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber.
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237
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GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
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527
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GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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529
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GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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481
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Aggressive Sphere
Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!
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Curiosity Sphere
Could you come over here?
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Turret
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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341
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GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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GLaDOS
Uhoh
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Turret
That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans.
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GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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862
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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522
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Aggressive Sphere
Where are you?
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
What was that? Did you say something?
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340
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GLaDOS
Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
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Cake Sphere
I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him.
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GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three... Two... One.
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GLaDOS
File deleted.
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GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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Turret
Goodbye.
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GLaDOS
Self test error
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Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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672
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Toilet
Welcome to test chamber four.
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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689
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GLaDOS
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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Curiosity Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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Turret
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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Cake Sphere
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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GLaDOS
*GNASH*
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Aggressive Sphere
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
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Cake Sphere
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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Turret
You haven't escaped, you know.
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256
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GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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494
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GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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870
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GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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707
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GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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Turret
Ahhhhhhhh!
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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GLaDOS
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