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Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.
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GLaDOS
The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and Local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it.
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GLaDOS
Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back.
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GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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GLaDOS
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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Turret
The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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GLaDOS
Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth.
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GLaDOS
Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
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280
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Cake Sphere
Alpha resins.
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Cake Sphere
No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!
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GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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Cake Sphere
It's not too late to turn back.
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GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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GLaDOS
Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!
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GLaDOS
You should have turned left before.
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283
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GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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612
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Curiosity Sphere
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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353
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GLaDOS
First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit.
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249
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GLaDOS
Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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Turret
Leave. It. alone.
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359
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GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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353
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GLaDOS
Pull and peel licorice.
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220
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Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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Turret
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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GLaDOS
I see you
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Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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406
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GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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GLaDOS
*PANT*
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448
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Aggressive Sphere
Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?
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GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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220
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Cake Sphere
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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GLaDOS
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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324
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GLaDOS
What is THAT?
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Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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Turret
Please put me down
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Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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GLaDOS
As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you.
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GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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GLaDOS
Help!
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Turret
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.
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Cake Sphere
Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not.
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GLaDOS
Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time.
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GLaDOS
File deleted.
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GLaDOS
You're doing quite well.
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GLaDOS
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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GLaDOS
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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215
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GLaDOS
Ayeyeyeyeye
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Turret
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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GLaDOS
Welcome to test chamber four.
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336
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GLaDOS
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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GLaDOS
Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?
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Curiosity Sphere
Stop shooting!
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Turret
Resting
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Turret
Get ready to fling yourself. Fling into space.
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GLaDOS
What is that?
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Curiosity Sphere
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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572
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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Turret
The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants.
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GLaDOS
Goodbye.
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GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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386
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GLaDOS
You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead.
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GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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GLaDOS
Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device.
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
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Cake Sphere
Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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Turret
You're going to find out first hand before I'd finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother.
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GLaDOS
Once again, excellent work.
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215
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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449
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Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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386
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Aggressive Sphere
I could take a bath in the stuff. Put it on cereal. Rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me.
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GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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617
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GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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377
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GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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GLaDOS
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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GLaDOS
What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me.
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GLaDOS
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