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I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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GLaDOS
While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you.
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GLaDOS
Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?
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GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Goodnight
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Turret
However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized.
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GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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GLaDOS
Why...
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Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Waaaaaaaaah!
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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201
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped crackers.
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Cake Sphere
Critical error
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Turret
Can you hear me?
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GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
You haven't escaped, you know.
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GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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510
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GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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Turret
What is that?
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Curiosity Sphere
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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GLaDOS
I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you.
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GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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GLaDOS
*PANT*
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Aggressive Sphere
It's not too late to turn back.
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GLaDOS
Who's there?
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Turret
Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions.
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GLaDOS
Place the device on the ground then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides.
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GLaDOS
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.
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Cake Sphere
Lawl
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Turret
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
I see you
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Turret
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
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GLaDOS
Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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GLaDOS
I'm going to kill you and all the cake is gone.
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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GLaDOS
In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]
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GLaDOS
Make no attempt to solve it.
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GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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Toilet
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Nice job breaking it. Hero.
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GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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GLaDOS
Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!
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Curiosity Sphere
Don't forget garnishes such as:
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Cake Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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GLaDOS
Hello? Friend.
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Turret
Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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GLaDOS
The experiment is nearing its conclusion.
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GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
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GLaDOS
Sorry
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Turret
Welcome to test chamber four.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
Make no further attempt to leave the testing area.
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GLaDOS
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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GLaDOS
Hey hey hey!
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Turret
Unsaturated polyester resin.
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Cake Sphere
There you are
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Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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Cake Sphere
Hello?
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GLaDOS
File deleted.
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GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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GLaDOS
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
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Cake Sphere
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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GLaDOS
Nine large egg yolks.
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201
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Cake Sphere
Oh, what's that?
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Curiosity Sphere
Quit now and cake will be served immediately.
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GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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GLaDOS
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center.
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GLaDOS
Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.
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GLaDOS
*GROAN*
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Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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GLaDOS
Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room.
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GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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GLaDOS
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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Cake Sphere
Stop! The device will detonate if removed from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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GLaDOS
Hibernating
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Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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GLaDOS
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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Turret
Woooaaah!
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603
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Turret
Unbelievable ! You, [louder] Subject Name Here[/louder], must be the pride of [louder]Subject Hometown Here[/louder].
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GLaDOS
Two cups all purpose flower.
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Cake Sphere
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