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Turret
There you are
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Turret
I see you
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Who:
Turret
Hello!
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Turret
Searching
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Turret
Canvassing
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Turret
Sentry mode activated
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Turret
Is anyone there?
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Turret
Could you come over here?
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Turret
Coming through!
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Turret
Excuse me
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Turret
Sorry
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Turret
My fault
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Turret
Oh!
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Turret
Hello?
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Turret
Deploying
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Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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Turret
Activated
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Turret
There you are
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Turret
Who's there?
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Turret
Ahahaha
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Turret
Critical error
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Turret
Sorry, we're closed
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Turret
Shutting down
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Turret
I don't blame you
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Turret
I don't hate you
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Turret
Why...
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Turret
No hard fealings
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Turret
Ayeyeyeyeye
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Turret
Hey!
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Turret
Hey hey hey!
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Turret
Put me down!
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Turret
Woooaaah!
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Turret
Illegal operation
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Turret
Who ARE you?
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Turret
Hey
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Turret
Please put me down
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Turret
Help!
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Turret
Uhoh
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Turret
Goodbye
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Sleep mode activated
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Your bussiness is appriciated
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Hibernating
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Goodnight
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Resting
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Nap time
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Turret
Are you still there?
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Target lost
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Turret
Can I help you?
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Turret
Searching
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Turret
Hey! It's me!
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Turret
Don't shoot!
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Turret
Stop shooting!
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Turret
Lawl
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Turret
Self test error
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Unknown error
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Malfunctioning
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Awwww
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Alalalawl
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Your business is appreciated.
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Toilet
Are you even listening to me?
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GLaDOS
Come on, leave it alone.
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GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol.
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GLaDOS
I don't want to tell you you're business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone.
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GLaDOS
I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.
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GLaDOS
I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone.
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GLaDOS
Just ignore that thing and stand still.
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GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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GLaDOS
Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?
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GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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GLaDOS
That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.
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GLaDOS
Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?
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GLaDOS
Where are you taking that thing?
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GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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GLaDOS
Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'no way' and then I was all 'I was just pretending to murder you'? That was great!
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GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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GLaDOS
Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
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GLaDOS
A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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GLaDOS
Can you hear me?
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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GLaDOS
Are you still listening?
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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GLaDOS
Oh! [Surprise]
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Who:
GLaDOS
Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
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GLaDOS
Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart.
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GLaDOS
Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day.
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GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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GLaDOS
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