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Firing
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624
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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623
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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616
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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608
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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601
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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598
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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597
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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569
Who:
Turret
Uhoh
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565
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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559
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Searching
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559
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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557
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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555
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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554
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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549
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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539
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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538
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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535
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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535
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
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535
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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529
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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528
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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523
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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522
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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514
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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513
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ahahaha
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513
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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505
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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505
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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501
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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497
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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497
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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494
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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493
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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492
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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488
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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483
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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481
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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477
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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471
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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466
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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465
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Excuse me
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463
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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461
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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458
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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457
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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453
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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451
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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449
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
448
Who:
Cake Sphere
Activated
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448
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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442
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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441
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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440
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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439
Who:
Turret
My fault
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432
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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430
Who:
Turret
Help!
Listens:
430
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
Listens:
430
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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429
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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424
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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424
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
420
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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420
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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417
Who:
Turret
Resting
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417
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
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416
Who:
Cake Sphere
The talking is over.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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411
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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411
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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411
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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410
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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410
Who:
Turret
Searching
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410
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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409
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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408
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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408
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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405
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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404
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
404
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
Listens:
404
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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403
Who:
Cake Sphere
You're not going the right way.
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399
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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399
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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397
Who:
Cake Sphere
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