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Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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707
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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699
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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694
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Good people don't end up here.
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694
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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692
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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691
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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684
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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681
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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668
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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661
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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660
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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660
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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657
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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652
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sorry
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646
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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638
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Stop shooting!
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637
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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637
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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635
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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629
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
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624
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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621
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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620
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
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619
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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616
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
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616
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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607
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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601
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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600
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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600
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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594
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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594
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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593
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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590
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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588
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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587
Who:
Turret
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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578
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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576
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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576
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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566
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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565
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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562
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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559
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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547
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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542
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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535
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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533
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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531
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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525
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Your bussiness is appriciated
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523
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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521
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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520
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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516
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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515
Who:
Turret
We are very, very happy for your success.
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513
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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510
Who:
Cake Sphere
Activated
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508
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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504
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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504
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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503
Who:
Turret
Where do you think you're going?
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501
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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500
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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499
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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496
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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494
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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491
Who:
Turret
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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490
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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489
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Can I help you?
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487
Who:
Turret
Searching
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487
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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486
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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485
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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483
Who:
Cake Sphere
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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481
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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479
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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476
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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476
Who:
Turret
Are you even listening to me?
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473
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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471
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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470
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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466
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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466
Who:
Turret
Resting
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466
Who:
Turret
Leave. It. alone.
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466
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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464
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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460
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hibernating
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460
Who:
Turret
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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459
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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459
Who:
GLaDOS
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