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The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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524
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GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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510
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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509
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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500
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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495
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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490
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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485
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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483
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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477
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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471
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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469
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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468
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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462
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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460
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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453
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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448
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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448
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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447
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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445
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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442
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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440
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Stop shooting!
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436
Who:
Turret
We are very, very happy for your success.
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431
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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430
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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427
Who:
Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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426
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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419
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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418
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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417
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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417
Who:
Turret
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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414
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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407
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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406
Who:
Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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399
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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399
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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395
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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394
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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393
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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391
Who:
Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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390
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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382
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Oh!
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380
Who:
Turret
Activated
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374
Who:
Turret
Alpha resins.
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373
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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372
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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372
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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369
Who:
GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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367
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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367
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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365
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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364
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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358
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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356
Who:
Turret
You don't even care. Do you?
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354
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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352
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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351
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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350
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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349
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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348
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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347
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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346
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Deploying
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346
Who:
Turret
Are you still standing there?
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344
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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343
Who:
Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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342
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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342
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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341
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNARL*
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340
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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340
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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340
Who:
Turret
Help!
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340
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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339
Who:
Cake Sphere
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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336
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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335
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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335
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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334
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The talking is over.
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334
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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333
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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333
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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333
Who:
Turret
Leave. It. alone.
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331
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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330
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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329
Who:
Turret
Are you even listening to me?
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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328
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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328
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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327
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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