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Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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688
Who:
Cake Sphere
What are you doing?
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685
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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683
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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680
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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676
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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674
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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670
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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663
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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659
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
643
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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642
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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638
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sorry
Listens:
634
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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629
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
Listens:
624
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Stop shooting!
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621
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
614
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
Listens:
612
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
611
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
Listens:
611
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
Listens:
609
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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607
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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604
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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587
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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587
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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585
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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585
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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583
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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583
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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580
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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580
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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575
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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563
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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563
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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559
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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558
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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554
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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554
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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553
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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552
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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540
Who:
Cake Sphere
Excuse me
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533
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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531
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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525
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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525
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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512
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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511
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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505
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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503
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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502
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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501
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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500
Who:
Turret
Activated
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499
Who:
Turret
Where do you think you're going?
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496
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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495
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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494
Who:
Cake Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
492
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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491
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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490
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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486
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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484
Who:
Turret
Help!
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483
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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479
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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478
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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475
Who:
Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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473
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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472
Who:
Turret
The talking is over.
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468
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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467
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
467
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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466
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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465
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Coming through!
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465
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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465
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
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464
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you even listening to me?
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464
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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462
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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457
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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456
Who:
Turret
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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454
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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453
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
Listens:
452
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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451
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
Listens:
450
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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447
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
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