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816
Who:
Toilet
What are you doing?
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815
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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810
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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807
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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801
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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791
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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789
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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785
Who:
Cake Sphere
Sorry
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779
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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774
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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773
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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772
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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769
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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764
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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763
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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755
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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755
Who:
Turret
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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754
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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752
Who:
Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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742
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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732
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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728
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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721
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Don't shoot!
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721
Who:
Turret
With it, you can create your own portals.
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719
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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718
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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713
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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711
Who:
Turret
Ahahaha
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706
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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699
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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697
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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689
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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674
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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664
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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660
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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658
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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654
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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649
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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640
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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639
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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639
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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637
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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636
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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636
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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626
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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626
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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624
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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616
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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611
Who:
Turret
Activated
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595
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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589
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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587
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Alpha resins.
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584
Who:
Cake Sphere
Help!
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581
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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577
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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573
Who:
Cake Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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572
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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570
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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569
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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569
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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567
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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567
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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566
Who:
Cake Sphere
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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565
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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565
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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564
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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561
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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560
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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560
Who:
Turret
Searching
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560
Who:
Turret
We are very, very happy for your success.
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557
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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557
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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556
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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554
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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549
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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540
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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540
Who:
Turret
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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539
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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539
Who:
Turret
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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537
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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534
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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533
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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525
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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524
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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520
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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520
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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515
Who:
Cake Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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515
Who:
Cake Sphere
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