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Uhoh
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860
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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856
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
Listens:
856
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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848
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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842
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
Listens:
841
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
Listens:
831
Who:
Turret
Sorry
Listens:
828
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
822
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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821
Who:
Cake Sphere
Illegal operation
Listens:
821
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
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818
Who:
Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
Listens:
810
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
Listens:
809
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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808
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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800
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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789
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
782
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
781
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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779
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
761
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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760
Who:
Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
Listens:
753
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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749
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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748
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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748
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
746
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
Listens:
745
Who:
Turret
*GRUNT*
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741
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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734
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
729
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
728
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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708
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
705
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
Listens:
695
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
692
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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681
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
681
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
671
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
670
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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669
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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669
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
665
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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663
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
659
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
657
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
657
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
Listens:
657
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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656
Who:
Turret
My fault
Listens:
651
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
645
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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642
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
639
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
635
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Activated
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629
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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626
Who:
Turret
Help!
Listens:
620
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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612
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
611
Who:
Cake Sphere
Self test error
Listens:
607
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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604
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
602
Who:
Cake Sphere
Deploying
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602
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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600
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
598
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
598
Who:
Cake Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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597
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
597
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
Listens:
595
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
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594
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
590
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
Listens:
590
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
Listens:
588
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
587
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
Listens:
587
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
Listens:
585
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
Listens:
580
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
Listens:
579
Who:
Turret
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
576
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
568
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
563
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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560
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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552
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
Listens:
552
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
Listens:
550
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
550
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
547
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
546
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
544
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
544
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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542
Who:
Cake Sphere
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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541
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
541
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
540
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
539
Who:
GLaDOS
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