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Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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596
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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595
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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587
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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583
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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559
Who:
Turret
Searching
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548
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
Listens:
547
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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547
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Uhoh
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547
Who:
Turret
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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543
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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543
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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542
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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539
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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534
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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524
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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524
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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523
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
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523
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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520
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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516
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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511
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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510
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ahahaha
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507
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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505
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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504
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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497
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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493
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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490
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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486
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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485
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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484
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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479
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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475
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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468
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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464
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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461
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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460
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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456
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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456
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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456
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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455
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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452
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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449
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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448
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Activated
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444
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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442
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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438
Who:
Cake Sphere
Malfunctioning
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436
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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435
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Self test error
Listens:
435
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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433
Who:
Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
Listens:
426
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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425
Who:
Turret
Help!
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425
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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424
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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423
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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416
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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414
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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413
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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412
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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411
Who:
Cake Sphere
Resting
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411
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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410
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
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407
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GRUNT*
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404
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*SNARL*
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403
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
The talking is over.
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403
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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403
Who:
Turret
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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402
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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401
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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401
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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401
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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398
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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397
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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395
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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393
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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392
Who:
Cake Sphere
Leave. It. alone.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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390
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you still standing there?
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390
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
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