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What are you doing?
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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652
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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637
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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633
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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628
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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621
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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619
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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612
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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607
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Uhoh
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605
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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604
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
Listens:
603
Who:
Turret
Searching
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595
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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587
Who:
Turret
With it, you can create your own portals.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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575
Who:
Turret
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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567
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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567
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
566
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
565
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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565
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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561
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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558
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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557
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
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556
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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554
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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553
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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550
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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549
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
545
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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538
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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533
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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528
Who:
Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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522
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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522
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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516
Who:
Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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513
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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510
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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509
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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504
Who:
Turret
Excuse me
Listens:
501
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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500
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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495
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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491
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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489
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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481
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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480
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Where do you think you're going?
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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475
Who:
Turret
Activated
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475
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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473
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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472
Who:
Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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471
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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468
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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468
Who:
Turret
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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465
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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464
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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462
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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462
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
Listens:
461
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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459
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Help!
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459
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
458
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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457
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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452
Who:
Turret
Searching
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452
Who:
Turret
The talking is over.
Listens:
449
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
449
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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449
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
Listens:
445
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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444
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
Listens:
443
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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441
Who:
Cake Sphere
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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440
Who:
Turret
Resting
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439
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
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437
Who:
Turret
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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436
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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434
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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429
Who:
Cake Sphere
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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427
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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425
Who:
GLaDOS
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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424
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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423
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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422
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
422
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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422
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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421
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you even listening to me?
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
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