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This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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594
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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583
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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579
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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572
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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542
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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539
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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536
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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535
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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531
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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529
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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526
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Unknown error
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524
Who:
Turret
With it, you can create your own portals.
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523
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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522
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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521
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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517
Who:
Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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513
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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512
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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511
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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510
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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510
Who:
Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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507
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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506
Who:
Turret
You're doing very well!
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495
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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495
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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494
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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489
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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485
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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480
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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478
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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475
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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474
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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474
Who:
Turret
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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471
Who:
Cake Sphere
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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469
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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463
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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461
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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456
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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450
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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450
Who:
Turret
Where do you think you're going?
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448
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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445
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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442
Who:
Turret
Your bussiness is appriciated
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442
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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441
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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440
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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434
Who:
Turret
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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433
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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428
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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426
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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425
Who:
Cake Sphere
Malfunctioning
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422
Who:
Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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420
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Self test error
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419
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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418
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Who's there?
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417
Who:
Turret
My fault
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414
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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414
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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412
Who:
Turret
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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411
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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410
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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406
Who:
Turret
Help!
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406
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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402
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Canvassing
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401
Who:
Turret
Coming through!
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401
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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398
Who:
Cake Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
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398
Who:
Cake Sphere
Resting
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398
Who:
Turret
Searching
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395
Who:
Turret
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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394
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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393
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GRUNT*
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390
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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390
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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389
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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389
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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389
Who:
Turret
The talking is over.
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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388
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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385
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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383
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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382
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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382
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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381
Who:
Cake Sphere
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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379
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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378
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you still standing there?
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377
Who:
GLaDOS
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