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Good people don't end up here.
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GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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554
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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552
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GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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Aggressive Sphere
Firing
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Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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518
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GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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515
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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510
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GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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GLaDOS
Sorry
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503
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Turret
Stop shooting!
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Turret
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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496
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GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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495
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Turret
Where are we going?
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Curiosity Sphere
Uhoh
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489
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Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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484
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Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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479
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GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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Turret
Don't shoot!
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Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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472
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GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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472
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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Turret
You're doing very well!
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GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
*PANT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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Cake Sphere
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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GLaDOS
Target lost
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Turret
Where do you think you're going?
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437
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GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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433
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GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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Turret
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Excuse me
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Turret
Activated
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Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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Cake Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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Turret
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Self test error
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Turret
*ROAR*
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386
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Aggressive Sphere
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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386
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GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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Cake Sphere
*GROWL*
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Aggressive Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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384
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Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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Cake Sphere
My fault
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Turret
You don't even care. Do you?
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GLaDOS
Deploying
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Turret
Help!
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380
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Turret
*HISS*
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Aggressive Sphere
Coming through!
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377
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Turret
Who's there?
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377
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Turret
Are you even listening to me?
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377
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GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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373
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Aggressive Sphere
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Canvassing
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Turret
*GRUNT*
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Aggressive Sphere
The talking is over.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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367
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Aggressive Sphere
Resting
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366
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Turret
Searching
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364
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Turret
Hibernating
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Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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362
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Cake Sphere
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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360
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Cake Sphere
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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GLaDOS
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