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Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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737
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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733
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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732
Who:
Cake Sphere
Uhoh
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723
Who:
Turret
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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712
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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708
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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701
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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697
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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696
Who:
Turret
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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689
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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683
Who:
Turret
Are you still standing there?
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681
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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680
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
*GROWL*
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676
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unknown error
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671
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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668
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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667
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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658
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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657
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
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655
Who:
Turret
You're doing very well!
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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651
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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646
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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640
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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630
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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627
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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626
Who:
Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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622
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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616
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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614
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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611
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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604
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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604
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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598
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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594
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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594
Who:
Cake Sphere
Target lost
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593
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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590
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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579
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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576
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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561
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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560
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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557
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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547
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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546
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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546
Who:
Turret
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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544
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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543
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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541
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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534
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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532
Who:
Cake Sphere
Who's there?
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531
Who:
Turret
Help!
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529
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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528
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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518
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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517
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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516
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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516
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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514
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
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512
Who:
Turret
Searching
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512
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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512
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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510
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
510
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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510
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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509
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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509
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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509
Who:
Cake Sphere
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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498
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
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495
Who:
Turret
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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492
Who:
Turret
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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490
Who:
Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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486
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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485
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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484
Who:
Cake Sphere
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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483
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you even listening to me?
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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481
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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481
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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480
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
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