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*HISS*
Listens:
761
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
Listens:
760
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
Listens:
759
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
757
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
Listens:
757
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
Listens:
756
Who:
Cake Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
Listens:
746
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
Listens:
744
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
724
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
Listens:
721
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
Listens:
720
Who:
Turret
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
718
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
Listens:
718
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
Listens:
717
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
715
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
708
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
Listens:
706
Who:
Turret
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
701
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
Listens:
697
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
Listens:
696
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
Listens:
695
Who:
Turret
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
691
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
Listens:
687
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
Listens:
679
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
Listens:
673
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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672
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
Listens:
670
Who:
Turret
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
669
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
661
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
Listens:
650
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
640
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
636
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
634
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
Listens:
628
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
Listens:
627
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
622
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
617
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
617
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
Listens:
615
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
615
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
Listens:
612
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
612
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
Listens:
610
Who:
Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
605
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
604
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
595
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
Listens:
593
Who:
Turret
Oh!
Listens:
592
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
Listens:
590
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
590
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
588
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
Listens:
581
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
Listens:
579
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
Listens:
564
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
557
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
553
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
Listens:
553
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
552
Who:
Cake Sphere
Activated
Listens:
552
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
Listens:
551
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
543
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
Listens:
542
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
537
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
Listens:
537
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
536
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
535
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
532
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
532
Who:
Turret
Deploying
Listens:
529
Who:
Turret
Self test error
Listens:
528
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
Listens:
527
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
526
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Listens:
525
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
525
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
Listens:
525
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
524
Who:
Cake Sphere
Can I help you?
Listens:
523
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
522
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
521
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
Listens:
520
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
517
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
Listens:
517
Who:
GLaDOS
Resting
Listens:
517
Who:
Turret
The talking is over.
Listens:
512
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
Listens:
508
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
Listens:
507
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
506
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
499
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
497
Who:
Cake Sphere
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
497
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
Listens:
495
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Listens:
495
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
493
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
Listens:
493
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
492
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
492
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
491
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
Listens:
490
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
490
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
489
Who:
GLaDOS
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