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This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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514
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GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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499
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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492
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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483
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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482
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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476
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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475
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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470
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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462
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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461
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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461
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Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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453
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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447
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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446
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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444
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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444
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GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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443
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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436
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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434
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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426
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Turret
Stop shooting!
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422
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Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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421
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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421
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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415
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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413
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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413
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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412
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GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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412
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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410
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Turret
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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408
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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406
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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406
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Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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400
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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399
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Cake Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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395
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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391
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Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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391
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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386
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Turret
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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385
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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382
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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377
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Turret
*GROWL*
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369
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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365
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Alpha resins.
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365
Who:
Cake Sphere
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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364
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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364
Who:
Turret
Activated
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363
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Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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360
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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357
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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355
Who:
Turret
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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353
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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348
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Turret
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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347
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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345
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GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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340
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Turret
Self test error
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339
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Turret
Deploying
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337
Who:
Turret
Are you still standing there?
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337
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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336
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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336
Who:
Turret
As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:
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Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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332
Who:
Turret
Help!
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331
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Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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330
Who:
Cake Sphere
Can I help you?
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330
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Turret
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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329
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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329
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GLaDOS
Coming through!
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327
Who:
Turret
My fault
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327
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Turret
*HISS*
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325
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Aggressive Sphere
Canvassing
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325
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Turret
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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324
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GLaDOS
We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it.
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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323
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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321
Who:
GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
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321
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GLaDOS
Hibernating
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321
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Turret
*GROWL*
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320
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Aggressive Sphere
The talking is over.
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320
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GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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320
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Cake Sphere
Are you even listening to me?
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320
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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318
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GLaDOS
*PANT*
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316
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Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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316
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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313
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Aggressive Sphere
I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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313
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
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313
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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312
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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312
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Aggressive Sphere
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