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842
Who:
Toilet
*HISS*
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841
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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830
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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829
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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828
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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826
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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809
Who:
Cake Sphere
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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802
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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800
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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799
Who:
Turret
Illegal operation
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792
Who:
Turret
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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790
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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789
Who:
Turret
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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788
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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785
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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777
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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772
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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771
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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753
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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753
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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747
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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741
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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740
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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738
Who:
Turret
*GRUNT*
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733
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're doing very well!
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733
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
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731
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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722
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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721
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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721
Who:
Turret
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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710
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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699
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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685
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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679
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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674
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
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670
Who:
Turret
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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664
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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661
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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654
Who:
Turret
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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651
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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650
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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647
Who:
Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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644
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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640
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
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637
Who:
Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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631
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
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630
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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625
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Activated
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615
Who:
Turret
Who's there?
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610
Who:
Turret
Help!
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601
Who:
Turret
Alpha resins.
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600
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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593
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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588
Who:
Cake Sphere
Self test error
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585
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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583
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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583
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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583
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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582
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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581
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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579
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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579
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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577
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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576
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Resting
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576
Who:
Turret
Searching
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574
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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572
Who:
Turret
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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571
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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569
Who:
GLaDOS
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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566
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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566
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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560
Who:
Turret
Canvassing
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558
Who:
Turret
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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557
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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553
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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547
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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546
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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544
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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543
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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543
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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542
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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541
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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536
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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534
Who:
Cake Sphere
One large rhubarb.
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534
Who:
Cake Sphere
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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532
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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532
Who:
Cake Sphere
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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530
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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528
Who:
GLaDOS
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