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What are you doing?
Listens:
670
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
Listens:
667
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
Listens:
664
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
Listens:
664
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
Listens:
662
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Good people don't end up here.
Listens:
653
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
649
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
645
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
639
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
638
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
632
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
629
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
Listens:
625
Who:
Turret
Unknown error
Listens:
621
Who:
Turret
Sorry
Listens:
619
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
Listens:
617
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Searching
Listens:
603
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
Listens:
600
Who:
Turret
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
599
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
Listens:
589
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
Listens:
589
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
Listens:
585
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
Listens:
584
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
Listens:
584
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Didn't we have some fun, though?
Listens:
579
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
578
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
578
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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577
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
576
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
Listens:
575
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
Listens:
575
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
Listens:
572
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
570
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
569
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
Listens:
560
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
559
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
557
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
556
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
Listens:
556
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
550
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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547
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
542
Who:
GLaDOS
Target lost
Listens:
540
Who:
Turret
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
538
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
538
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Listens:
527
Who:
Cake Sphere
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
Listens:
521
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
Listens:
519
Who:
GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
Listens:
517
Who:
Turret
Excuse me
Listens:
516
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
504
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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503
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Your bussiness is appriciated
Listens:
500
Who:
Turret
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
497
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
493
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
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489
Who:
Turret
Where do you think you're going?
Listens:
488
Who:
GLaDOS
My fault
Listens:
487
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
Listens:
486
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
486
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
Listens:
486
Who:
Cake Sphere
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
Listens:
483
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
Listens:
482
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
481
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
Listens:
476
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
Listens:
475
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
Listens:
475
Who:
Turret
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
Listens:
473
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
472
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Self test error
Listens:
471
Who:
Turret
Help!
Listens:
469
Who:
Turret
Can I help you?
Listens:
469
Who:
Turret
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
Listens:
466
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
Listens:
461
Who:
Turret
Searching
Listens:
461
Who:
Turret
The talking is over.
Listens:
459
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
Listens:
458
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
Listens:
458
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
457
Who:
Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
Listens:
455
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Coming through!
Listens:
454
Who:
Turret
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
Listens:
452
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
Listens:
452
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
Listens:
451
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
Listens:
449
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
449
Who:
Cake Sphere
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
Listens:
448
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
Listens:
448
Who:
Turret
Resting
Listens:
448
Who:
Turret
Leave. It. alone.
Listens:
445
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
444
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
Listens:
444
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.
Listens:
443
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
Listens:
441
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
437
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
436
Who:
GLaDOS
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
Listens:
435
Who:
GLaDOS
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Listens:
435
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
434
Who:
GLaDOS
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