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Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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574
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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564
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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563
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GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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562
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GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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560
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GLaDOS
Firing
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560
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Turret
*ROAR*
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556
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Aggressive Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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531
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GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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528
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GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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521
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GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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520
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GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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519
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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518
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Turret
With it, you can create your own portals.
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516
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GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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515
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Turret
Searching
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511
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Turret
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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510
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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509
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Curiosity Sphere
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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508
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GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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507
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GLaDOS
Unknown error
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506
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Turret
Welcome to the final test!
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504
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GLaDOS
Uhoh
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502
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Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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499
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GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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496
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Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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494
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GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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491
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
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491
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Turret
You're doing very well!
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485
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GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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479
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Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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478
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GLaDOS
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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476
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GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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475
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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468
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Aggressive Sphere
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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467
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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466
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GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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465
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GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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463
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Cake Sphere
Target lost
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461
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Turret
*GROWL*
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459
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Aggressive Sphere
*PANT*
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458
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Aggressive Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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457
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GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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445
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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444
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Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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443
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GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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442
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GLaDOS
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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441
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GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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440
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GLaDOS
Oh!
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Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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435
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GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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431
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GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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430
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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425
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Aggressive Sphere
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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425
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GLaDOS
Excuse me
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425
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Turret
Activated
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422
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Turret
Alpha resins.
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418
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Cake Sphere
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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417
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GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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416
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GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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Turret
*HISS*
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408
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Aggressive Sphere
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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408
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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407
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Aggressive Sphere
Who's there?
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406
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Turret
Self test error
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406
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Turret
Can I help you?
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402
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Turret
Deploying
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399
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Turret
My fault
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397
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Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
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396
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Cake Sphere
*ROAR*
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395
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Aggressive Sphere
Help!
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393
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Turret
It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids.
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392
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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392
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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391
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Turret
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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388
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GLaDOS
*HISS*
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387
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Aggressive Sphere
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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386
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GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
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386
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GLaDOS
Canvassing
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386
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Turret
Coming through!
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386
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Turret
Resting
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384
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Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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382
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Aggressive Sphere
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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381
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GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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381
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GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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380
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Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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380
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Turret
*GRUNT*
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378
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Aggressive Sphere
The talking is over.
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378
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GLaDOS
Hibernating
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378
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Turret
The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once.
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376
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GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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375
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GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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372
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Cake Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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372
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Cake Sphere
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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370
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GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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370
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GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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369
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GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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368
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GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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365
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GLaDOS
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