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*HISS*
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728
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
What are you doing?
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728
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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728
Who:
Cake Sphere
Good people don't end up here.
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727
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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725
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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704
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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703
Who:
GLaDOS
Uhoh
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699
Who:
Turret
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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698
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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696
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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694
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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690
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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679
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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673
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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672
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Are you still standing there?
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672
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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668
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Unknown error
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663
Who:
Turret
*PANT*
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660
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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654
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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654
Who:
Turret
Searching
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648
Who:
Turret
Don't shoot!
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644
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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643
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
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641
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
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640
Who:
GLaDOS
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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622
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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621
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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615
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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614
Who:
Turret
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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613
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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612
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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609
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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608
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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602
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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591
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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586
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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586
Who:
Cake Sphere
Target lost
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585
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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576
Who:
GLaDOS
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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569
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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567
Who:
Turret
*SNARL*
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558
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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553
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Your bussiness is appriciated
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552
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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545
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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544
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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542
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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541
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Activated
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535
Who:
Turret
My fault
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534
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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533
Who:
GLaDOS
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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527
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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527
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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524
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Alpha resins.
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523
Who:
Cake Sphere
We are very, very happy for your success.
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519
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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519
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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516
Who:
GLaDOS
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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514
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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513
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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511
Who:
GLaDOS
Deploying
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511
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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509
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Can I help you?
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507
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
Malfunctioning
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506
Who:
Turret
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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505
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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505
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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505
Who:
Turret
Preparing to dispense product
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504
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
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502
Who:
Cake Sphere
Coming through!
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502
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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500
Who:
Cake Sphere
The talking is over.
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492
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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489
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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487
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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487
Who:
Turret
Resting
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486
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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484
Who:
GLaDOS
Hibernating
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484
Who:
Turret
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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484
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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483
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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480
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you even listening to me?
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479
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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478
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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477
Who:
Cake Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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477
Who:
Cake Sphere
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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476
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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476
Who:
Cake Sphere
Are you still standing there?
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475
Who:
GLaDOS
Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap.
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474
Who:
GLaDOS
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