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795
Who:
Toilet
Put me down!
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791
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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789
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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783
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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781
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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779
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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766
Who:
Cake Sphere
Uhoh
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764
Who:
Turret
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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749
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry
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748
Who:
Turret
Stop shooting!
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745
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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744
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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740
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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739
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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736
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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725
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Illegal operation
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722
Who:
Turret
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
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721
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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717
Who:
GLaDOS
Unknown error
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715
Who:
Turret
Are you still standing there?
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714
Who:
GLaDOS
*GRUNT*
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709
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
With it, you can create your own portals.
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698
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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697
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Searching
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696
Who:
Turret
You're doing very well!
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694
Who:
GLaDOS
Don't shoot!
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692
Who:
Turret
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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688
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
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682
Who:
Turret
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
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670
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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663
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
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657
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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646
Who:
Cake Sphere
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
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642
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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641
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
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639
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
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636
Who:
GLaDOS
Welcome to the final test!
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635
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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632
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Target lost
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630
Who:
Turret
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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629
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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625
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
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623
Who:
GLaDOS
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
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623
Who:
GLaDOS
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
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620
Who:
GLaDOS
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
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619
Who:
GLaDOS
Excuse me
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615
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
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610
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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608
Who:
Turret
Oh!
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604
Who:
Turret
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
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603
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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599
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
My fault
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590
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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572
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Activated
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572
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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568
Who:
GLaDOS
Alpha resins.
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565
Who:
Cake Sphere
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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563
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
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562
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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559
Who:
GLaDOS
Preparing to dispense product
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553
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
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552
Who:
GLaDOS
Help!
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552
Who:
Turret
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
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551
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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550
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
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549
Who:
Cake Sphere
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
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548
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
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546
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped solid waste.
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545
Who:
Cake Sphere
Deploying
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545
Who:
Turret
Self test error
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545
Who:
Turret
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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543
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
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543
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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543
Who:
Turret
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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541
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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541
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
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540
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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539
Who:
Turret
Resting
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538
Who:
Turret
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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537
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
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528
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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528
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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525
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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524
Who:
Turret
Hibernating
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524
Who:
Turret
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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519
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
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517
Who:
GLaDOS
Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... Stuff it back into me.
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513
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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512
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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510
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
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509
Who:
GLaDOS
It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back.
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
Are you still standing there?
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506
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
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505
Who:
GLaDOS
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
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505
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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505
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
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503
Who:
Cake Sphere
One large rhubarb.
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503
Who:
Cake Sphere
Slaughter electric needle injector.
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502
Who:
Cake Sphere
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