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Firing
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1031
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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1031
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
Listens:
1026
Who:
Cake Sphere
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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998
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
996
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Unknown error
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987
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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985
Who:
GLaDOS
Illegal operation
Listens:
981
Who:
Turret
Sorry
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976
Who:
Turret
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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975
Who:
GLaDOS
Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus.
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974
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop shooting!
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966
Who:
Turret
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
Listens:
959
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
Listens:
956
Who:
GLaDOS
*PANT*
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955
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
Listens:
947
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
Listens:
933
Who:
Cake Sphere
Don't shoot!
Listens:
926
Who:
Turret
Searching
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912
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
Listens:
910
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
Listens:
888
Who:
GLaDOS
You're doing very well!
Listens:
887
Who:
GLaDOS
Ahahaha
Listens:
884
Who:
Turret
*GRUNT*
Listens:
882
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
Listens:
881
Who:
GLaDOS
Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before.
Listens:
879
Who:
GLaDOS
With it, you can create your own portals.
Listens:
872
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
Listens:
867
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room.
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863
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNARL*
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861
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Okay, we're even now. You can stop.
Listens:
855
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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846
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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846
Who:
GLaDOS
Audible warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.
Listens:
842
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.
Listens:
835
Who:
GLaDOS
Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer.
Listens:
826
Who:
GLaDOS
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
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825
Who:
Cake Sphere
Target lost
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822
Who:
Turret
Excuse me
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813
Who:
Turret
Are you still standing there?
Listens:
812
Who:
GLaDOS
Didn't we have some fun, though?
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807
Who:
GLaDOS
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two. One.
Listens:
788
Who:
GLaDOS
Who's there?
Listens:
787
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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785
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me.
Listens:
784
Who:
GLaDOS
Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses.
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783
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh!
Listens:
782
Who:
Turret
An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline.
Listens:
778
Who:
GLaDOS
Your bussiness is appriciated
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775
Who:
Turret
My fault
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764
Who:
Turret
Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Listens:
759
Who:
GLaDOS
Activated
Listens:
758
Who:
Turret
Help!
Listens:
758
Who:
Turret
Welcome to the final test!
Listens:
757
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
Listens:
747
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success.
Listens:
742
Who:
GLaDOS
Self test error
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738
Who:
Turret
Deploying
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737
Who:
Turret
Weighted Storage Cube destroyed.
Listens:
732
Who:
GLaDOS
At the Enrichment Center we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
Listens:
727
Who:
GLaDOS
Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated.
Listens:
726
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
Listens:
724
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication.
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724
Who:
GLaDOS
Can I help you?
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716
Who:
Turret
Malfunctioning
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716
Who:
Turret
Resting
Listens:
713
Who:
Turret
Alpha resins.
Listens:
711
Who:
Cake Sphere
Preparing to dispense product
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710
Who:
Turret
You on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny.
Listens:
707
Who:
GLaDOS
Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes.
Listens:
707
Who:
GLaDOS
Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going.
Listens:
707
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Listens:
699
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hibernating
Listens:
699
Who:
Turret
You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck.
Listens:
698
Who:
GLaDOS
Searching
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693
Who:
Turret
Fish shaped solid waste.
Listens:
690
Who:
Cake Sphere
Go ahead and break it. Hero. I don't care.
Listens:
686
Who:
GLaDOS
That's it. I'm done reasoning with you.
Listens:
683
Who:
GLaDOS
Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.
Listens:
683
Who:
GLaDOS
Canvassing
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683
Who:
Turret
Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone.
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678
Who:
GLaDOS
Coming through!
Listens:
678
Who:
Turret
While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities such as vaporization.
Listens:
672
Who:
GLaDOS
This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it.
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669
Who:
GLaDOS
The talking is over.
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667
Who:
GLaDOS
If you become light headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.
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657
Who:
GLaDOS
A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party.
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655
Who:
GLaDOS
We are very, very happy for your success.
Listens:
654
Who:
GLaDOS
Where do you think you're going?
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650
Who:
GLaDOS
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Listens:
650
Who:
Cake Sphere
This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?
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649
Who:
GLaDOS
The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues.
Listens:
648
Who:
GLaDOS
Leave. It. alone.
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646
Who:
GLaDOS
You don't even care. Do you?
Listens:
645
Who:
GLaDOS
Incinerate your Companion Cube.
Listens:
643
Who:
GLaDOS
You're not going the right way.
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643
Who:
GLaDOS
Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue.
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642
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak.
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641
Who:
GLaDOS
One large rhubarb.
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639
Who:
Cake Sphere
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