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Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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2919
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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2865
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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2819
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2748
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2457
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2433
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2381
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2072
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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1957
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1833
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1828
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1821
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1812
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1756
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1699
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1691
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1690
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1682
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1649
Who:
Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1631
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1587
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1541
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1526
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1525
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1472
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1470
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1454
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Ohh!
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1450
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1422
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sleep mode activated
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1395
Who:
Turret
Lawl
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1395
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1388
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1379
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1320
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1294
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1272
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1251
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1231
Who:
Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1201
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1193
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1192
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1168
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1156
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1146
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1131
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1129
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
[pain sound]
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1124
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1118
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1117
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1115
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1113
Who:
Cake Sphere
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1112
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1093
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1091
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1085
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1071
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1066
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1050
Who:
Turret
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1049
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1039
Who:
Turret
There you are
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1008
Who:
Turret
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1000
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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997
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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991
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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987
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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978
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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973
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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968
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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968
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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966
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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964
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Woooaaah!
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949
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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924
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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919
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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906
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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895
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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893
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Waaaaaaaaah!
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892
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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890
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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885
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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883
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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882
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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880
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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876
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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871
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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870
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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870
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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869
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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868
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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862
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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849
Who:
Cake Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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831
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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829
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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826
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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823
Who:
Turret
Firing
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820
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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819
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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818
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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815
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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815
Who:
GLaDOS
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