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Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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2982
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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2949
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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2942
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2835
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2565
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2495
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2460
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2116
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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2026
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1893
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1883
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1882
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1868
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1828
Who:
Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1790
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1742
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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1739
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello?
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1738
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1728
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1718
Who:
Turret
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1638
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1637
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1625
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1585
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Ohh!
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1555
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1540
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1511
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1498
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1471
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1459
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1457
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1450
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1430
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1375
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1368
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1316
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1311
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1311
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1308
Who:
Turret
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1268
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1234
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1200
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1200
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1196
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1190
Who:
Turret
Sorry, we're closed
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1187
Who:
Turret
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1178
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1173
Who:
Cake Sphere
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1172
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1169
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1154
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1144
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1141
Who:
Turret
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1126
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1124
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1121
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1113
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1109
Who:
Turret
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1093
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1091
Who:
Turret
There you are
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1069
Who:
Turret
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1058
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1036
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1032
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1031
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1026
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1023
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1022
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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1006
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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1006
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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994
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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994
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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990
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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970
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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958
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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956
Who:
Turret
Where are we going?
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945
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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936
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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927
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I don't blame you
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924
Who:
Turret
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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922
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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921
Who:
Turret
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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918
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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917
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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915
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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910
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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900
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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898
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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891
Who:
Cake Sphere
*HISS*
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883
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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883
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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876
Who:
Turret
What are you doing?
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874
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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874
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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868
Who:
Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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867
Who:
Toilet
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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867
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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866
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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860
Who:
GLaDOS
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