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I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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GLaDOS
Hello?
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2196
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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1680
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Cake Sphere
[DEATH SCREAM]
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1673
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Curiosity Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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1656
Who:
GLaDOS
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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1586
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GLaDOS
Nap time
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1500
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1379
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GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1325
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Cake Sphere
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1313
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1255
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1199
Who:
Turret
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1189
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1137
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1076
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1072
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1056
Who:
Turret
Goodbye
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1045
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1023
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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946
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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944
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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938
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Turret
*GROWL*
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935
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Aggressive Sphere
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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931
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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924
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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919
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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913
Who:
Turret
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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891
Who:
GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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880
Who:
Turret
Who are you?
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877
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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859
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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837
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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830
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GLaDOS
Lawl
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824
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Turret
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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787
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GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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764
Who:
GLaDOS
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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763
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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763
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Curiosity Sphere
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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732
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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729
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Turret
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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729
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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728
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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724
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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716
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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712
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Cake Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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702
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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684
Who:
Turret
Hi?
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683
Who:
Turret
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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680
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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674
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Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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670
Who:
GLaDOS
There you are
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669
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Turret
Oh, what's that?
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654
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Curiosity Sphere
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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649
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GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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642
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Aggressive Sphere
What is that?
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641
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Curiosity Sphere
Ohh!
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636
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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633
Who:
GLaDOS
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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632
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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632
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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630
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GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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Who:
Turret
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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604
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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601
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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588
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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587
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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582
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Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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581
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GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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579
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Curiosity Sphere
I don't blame you
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576
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Turret
What's that?
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571
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Your business is appreciated.
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570
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Toilet
File deleted.
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570
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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568
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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566
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GLaDOS
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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560
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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555
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Cake Sphere
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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550
Who:
GLaDOS
Hey! It's me!
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546
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Turret
Fish shaped dirt.
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540
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Cake Sphere
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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539
Who:
GLaDOS
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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534
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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532
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Turret
What's that noise?
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529
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Curiosity Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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524
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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522
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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521
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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520
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GLaDOS
Put me down!
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519
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Turret
Good people don't end up here.
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517
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GLaDOS
Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.
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516
Who:
GLaDOS
The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].
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515
Who:
GLaDOS
I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed.
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514
Who:
GLaDOS
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