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Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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2956
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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2886
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2793
Who:
GLaDOS
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2516
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2463
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2097
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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1999
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1869
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1860
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1853
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1844
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1801
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1725
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1724
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1722
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1719
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1717
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1690
Who:
Turret
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1618
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1603
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1592
Who:
Turret
Is that a gun?
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1564
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1514
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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1514
Who:
GLaDOS
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1497
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1482
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Lawl
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1438
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1437
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Sleep mode activated
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1435
Who:
Turret
Alalalawl
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1427
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1412
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1350
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1335
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1294
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1286
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1282
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1280
Who:
Turret
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1242
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1215
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1183
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1180
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1178
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1165
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1164
Who:
Turret
Sorry, we're closed
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1157
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1155
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1153
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1148
Who:
Cake Sphere
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1142
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1114
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1109
Who:
Turret
Oh, what's that?
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1108
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1106
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1097
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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1082
Who:
Turret
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1075
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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1070
Who:
Turret
There you are
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1048
Who:
Turret
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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1040
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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1014
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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1013
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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1010
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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1008
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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1006
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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1006
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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988
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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984
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Woooaaah!
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Who:
Turret
Hey! It's me!
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Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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954
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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936
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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925
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Awwww
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Who:
Turret
What's that noise?
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916
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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915
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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912
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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907
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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903
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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902
Who:
Turret
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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901
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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897
Who:
Turret
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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893
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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887
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*GROWL*
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883
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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873
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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872
Who:
Cake Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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863
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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862
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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862
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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853
Who:
Turret
Put me down!
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851
Who:
Turret
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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850
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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849
Who:
Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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846
Who:
Toilet
*HISS*
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844
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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