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Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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2812
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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2745
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2601
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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2571
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2284
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2257
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2178
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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1976
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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1841
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1750
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1686
Who:
Cake Sphere
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1683
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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1641
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Hello?
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1613
Who:
Turret
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1594
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1581
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1569
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1497
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1480
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1446
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1399
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1390
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1388
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1359
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1325
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1316
Who:
Turret
Critical error
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1299
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1281
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1275
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1266
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Alalalawl
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1262
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1241
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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1232
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1202
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1184
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1184
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1113
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1106
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1085
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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1083
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1082
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1079
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1071
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1062
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1036
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1036
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1015
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1008
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1004
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Sorry, we're closed
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1002
Who:
Turret
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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995
Who:
Cake Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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988
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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987
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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986
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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966
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
[pain sound]
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964
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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960
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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948
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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940
Who:
Turret
Gotcha!
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939
Who:
Turret
There you are
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921
Who:
Turret
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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917
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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903
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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903
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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899
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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898
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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896
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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879
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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875
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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861
Who:
GLaDOS
Woooaaah!
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860
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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851
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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831
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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822
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Hey! It's me!
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814
Who:
Turret
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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805
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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804
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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800
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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796
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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791
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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791
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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788
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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773
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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771
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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767
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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763
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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759
Who:
Cake Sphere
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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755
Who:
GLaDOS
*ROAR*
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752
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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749
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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746
Who:
GLaDOS
Your business is appreciated.
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746
Who:
Toilet
Dispensing product
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735
Who:
Turret
Firing
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731
Who:
Turret
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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728
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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727
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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725
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*HISS*
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722
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
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