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Hello?
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2488
Who:
GLaDOS
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2337
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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1974
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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1968
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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1901
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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1884
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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1784
Who:
Cake Sphere
Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested.
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1677
Who:
GLaDOS
Nap time
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1616
Who:
Turret
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1476
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1444
Who:
Cake Sphere
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1407
Who:
GLaDOS
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1392
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1358
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1350
Who:
Turret
Hello?
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1251
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1242
Who:
GLaDOS
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1190
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1188
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1131
Who:
GLaDOS
Goodbye
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1120
Who:
Turret
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1071
Who:
GLaDOS
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1069
Who:
GLaDOS
Critical error
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1041
Who:
Turret
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1029
Who:
GLaDOS
Sleep mode activated
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1027
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1018
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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999
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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992
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Alalalawl
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989
Who:
Turret
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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980
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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961
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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957
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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940
Who:
Turret
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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915
Who:
GLaDOS
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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907
Who:
GLaDOS
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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896
Who:
GLaDOS
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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879
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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876
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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855
Who:
GLaDOS
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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847
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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831
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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816
Who:
Turret
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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802
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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789
Who:
Turret
Ohh!
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785
Who:
GLaDOS
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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777
Who:
Cake Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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774
Who:
GLaDOS
Could you come over here?
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772
Who:
Turret
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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770
Who:
GLaDOS
What is that?
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766
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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759
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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759
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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755
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
There you are
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753
Who:
Turret
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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745
Who:
GLaDOS
Please put me down
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743
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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737
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Gotcha!
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726
Who:
Turret
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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720
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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718
Who:
Turret
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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717
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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714
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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713
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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707
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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684
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that?
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680
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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677
Who:
GLaDOS
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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671
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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665
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Woooaaah!
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665
Who:
Turret
Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator.
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662
Who:
GLaDOS
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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662
Who:
GLaDOS
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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653
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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651
Who:
GLaDOS
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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648
Who:
GLaDOS
I don't blame you
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635
Who:
Turret
Your business is appreciated.
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628
Who:
Toilet
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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618
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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617
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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612
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Hey! It's me!
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612
Who:
Turret
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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610
Who:
GLaDOS
When the testing is over, you will be missed.
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604
Who:
GLaDOS
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
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602
Who:
Cake Sphere
Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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595
Who:
Turret
Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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595
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped dirt.
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592
Who:
Cake Sphere
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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584
Who:
GLaDOS
Put me down!
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583
Who:
Turret
Dispensing product
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579
Who:
Turret
Waaaaaaaaah!
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573
Who:
GLaDOS
What are you doing?
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572
Who:
GLaDOS
Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster.
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567
Who:
GLaDOS
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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567
Who:
GLaDOS
This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
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563
Who:
GLaDOS
Awwww
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563
Who:
Turret
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