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Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process.
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2883
Who:
GLaDOS
Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.
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2814
Who:
GLaDOS
[DEATH SCREAM]
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2750
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.
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2711
Who:
GLaDOS
*SNORT*
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2396
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in Five. Four.
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2395
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello again. To reiterate our previous warning, this test requires a mastery of the principles of portal momentum.
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2346
Who:
GLaDOS
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
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2043
Who:
Cake Sphere
Nap time
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1929
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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1800
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
You're not a good person. You know that, right?
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1797
Who:
GLaDOS
STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead.
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1780
Who:
GLaDOS
One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
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1778
Who:
Cake Sphere
Hello?
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1713
Who:
Turret
*ROAR*
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1669
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Congratulations! The test is now over.
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1656
Who:
GLaDOS
Hello?
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1652
Who:
GLaDOS
You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
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1648
Who:
GLaDOS
Who ARE you?
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1609
Who:
Turret
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity.
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1574
Who:
GLaDOS
Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!
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1545
Who:
GLaDOS
For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from touching [bzzzzzt]
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1516
Who:
GLaDOS
Is that a gun?
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1487
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Critical error
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1452
Who:
Turret
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!
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1437
Who:
GLaDOS
Who are you?
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1424
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Goodbye
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1412
Who:
Turret
*GROWL*
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1394
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Ohh!
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1377
Who:
GLaDOS
Lawl
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1369
Who:
Turret
Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing.
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1352
Who:
GLaDOS
Alalalawl
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1352
Who:
Turret
Sleep mode activated
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1348
Who:
Turret
stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
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1303
Who:
GLaDOS
Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
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1273
Who:
GLaDOS
Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake can be served.
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1253
Who:
GLaDOS
All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was.
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1207
Who:
GLaDOS
Hi?
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1195
Who:
Turret
What is that?
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1174
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters ...
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1173
Who:
GLaDOS
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.
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1151
Who:
GLaDOS
All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.
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1142
Who:
GLaDOS
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
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1133
Who:
GLaDOS
Vital testing apparatus destroyed.
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1122
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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1109
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.
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1102
Who:
GLaDOS
No hard fealings
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1101
Who:
Turret
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
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1096
Who:
GLaDOS
I know you're there. I can feel you here.
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1090
Who:
GLaDOS
Sorry, we're closed
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1090
Who:
Turret
Speaking of curiosity: you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.
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1079
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, what's that?
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1075
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'
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1070
Who:
Cake Sphere
For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1066
Who:
GLaDOS
Most importantly, under no circumstances should you remove the device from the testing area.
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1054
Who:
GLaDOS
[pain sound]
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1052
Who:
GLaDOS
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
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1036
Who:
GLaDOS
Gotcha!
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1032
Who:
Turret
Could you come over here?
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1026
Who:
Turret
Please put me down
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1016
Who:
Turret
There you are
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988
Who:
Turret
What's that?
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986
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Do not touch the operational end of The Device.
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972
Who:
GLaDOS
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans.
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959
Who:
GLaDOS
You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing.
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952
Who:
GLaDOS
File deleted.
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948
Who:
GLaDOS
Is anyone there?
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944
Who:
GLaDOS
Oh, I'm gonna kill you.
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941
Who:
GLaDOS
Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead. with the sphere, cycle through these:
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940
Who:
GLaDOS
The difference between us is that I can feel pain.
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937
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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925
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Woooaaah!
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920
Who:
Turret
Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test.
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907
Who:
GLaDOS
Where are we going?
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893
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
Hey! It's me!
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892
Who:
Turret
We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.
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883
Who:
GLaDOS
What's that noise?
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879
Who:
Curiosity Sphere
I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.
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874
Who:
GLaDOS
Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.
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870
Who:
GLaDOS
I guess we both know that isn't going to happen.
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869
Who:
GLaDOS
The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible.
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866
Who:
GLaDOS
Waaaaaaaaah!
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863
Who:
GLaDOS
*GROWL*
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856
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
*ROAR*
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855
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin.
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850
Who:
GLaDOS
Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur.
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850
Who:
GLaDOS
Sentry mode activated
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850
Who:
Turret
I don't blame you
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848
Who:
Turret
Awwww
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844
Who:
Turret
*HISS*
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840
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Fish shaped dirt.
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825
Who:
Cake Sphere
Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone.
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820
Who:
GLaDOS
Dispensing product
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808
Who:
Turret
Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.
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803
Who:
GLaDOS
HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.
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802
Who:
GLaDOS
Firing
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800
Who:
Turret
What are you doing?
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797
Who:
GLaDOS
Good people don't end up here.
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797
Who:
GLaDOS
*HISS*
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796
Who:
Aggressive Sphere
Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
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796
Who:
GLaDOS
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